TGIF! I’m on vacation so let’s get this over with. Onto the filler!
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Let’s talk about were I’m going for breakfast this morning. That’s right, shame breakfast at McDonalds!
Back in the early 90s (alright fine, it was 1991) a couple of vegetarian hippies in England started handing out pamphlets outside a McDonald’s establishment. As you can imagine, those pamphlets were not kind to McDonalds as the title of them were “What’s Wrong With McDonald’s? Everything They Don’t Want You To Know.” They also coined the wonderful words of McDollars, McGreedy, McCancer, and McMurder. The allegations in the six page pamphlet included promoting unhealthy diets, rainforest destruction due to cattle raising, starvation in developing countries, union busting, child exploitation, and animal abuse.
McDonald’s was of course less than amused by this. So they sued those hippies. In England since libel laws there make it much easier to win such a case. In PR circles, this turned out to be what they call a blunder. The issue is that those hippies were unemployed and quite broke but they still fought the lawsuit by representing themselves. And this court case dragged on. The suit was filed in 1991, wasn’t heard until 1994, and wasn’t over until 1997. That’s 6 whole years those pamphlets were in the news.
Of course, McDonald’s won the case. They were awarded $94,000 which they would never get since the defendants were unemployed and broke. And the spent an estimated $16 million for this disaster. Even worse, the judge ruled against them on some of the arguments:
- Their advertising did exploit children
- Their advertising was falsely claiming their food was nutrious
- They risked the health of their long term customers
- Were responsible for cruelty to animals
- Were strongly antipathetic to unions
- They pay their workers low wages
Later, in 1999, a court of appeals ruled that a regular McDonald’s diet is linked to heart disease. Maybe I’ll find somewhere else for breakfast.
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Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PDDp5WNCcV8
That’s my kind of McDonald stories. Relevante:
https://youtu.be/LbRzZcItMZs?si=Dn2q7p_-g0LMv6S3
Come for the dka, stay for calling Ronald McD “payaso cabrón” 🤣
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P1bR6hShJ4
Wow. I have to think this caused severe survivor’s guilt. But, it’s not like anyone watching from this spot did anything wrong.
Why am I clumsily dropping things all over the place?
Oh, right. Because I am intoxicated.
Just back from the monthly poker tournament. Down to roughly 12-13K in chips. Blinds are 700/1400. Guy next to me, who it is about to turn out has 200 more chips than I do, shoves all in.
I look at my cards. KK. I shove all in.
Everyone else folds. He turns over QJ.
I get a third King on the flop. I have trips. Way ahead. The odds are ever in my favor.
On the turn we get a 10. On the river he gets his A for the runner-runner straight and I get to go home, where I am about to spend a quality half hour sipping whiskey and trying to stare a hole through the wall.
Does a “singer-songwriter” need a 15-piece band for one three minute song on Kimmel? It had have to taken at least 90 minutes to set all of that up, one song between commercials, now break it all down. Okay…?
Complete with separate horn and string sections!
I had a really weird week.
It’s not supposed to rain this much.
But home. Happy. And eldest right and son in law are hosting this year.
With complimentary rides there and back.
Man could get used to this.
YooToob is functional again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URDNO-SovD4&list=PLnif9Rfb5AdlZCHAJGlYaegWwMcW8nP37
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFBxUIzsrTg&list=PLnif9Rfb5AdlZCHAJGlYaegWwMcW8nP37&index=2
I **CANNOT** play drums, but, this one song I can keep tempo with decently enough (probably because it’s pretty easy as far as back-beats go).
What about LooBoob? (which I assume is a bathroom cam in an English titty bar)
Or, just any bathroom at Mar-A-Lardo.
Florida State losing isnt even fun anymore, it happens so often…
The day I get tired of the Cowboys losing is the day I’m tired of living
Plumb ran out of plus ones.
That’s like saying “Nah, I don’t want a Christmas bonus from work.”
LAW AND ORDER CHARACTER: We were going to use that money for a down payment on a place in Nantucket.
RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Oh I once knew a guy from Nantucket…
…Who kept his crabs in a bucket…
How they got there,
From his pubic hair,
Is because of when he did fuck it
Sexy friday wooo!
Yassssss qween!
Are you saying Snoopy has crabs?
Never! I was just excited for a limerick!
In his anger and frustration…
He took to masturbation.
Then said if I had a dick I could’ve fucked it
I knew I could count on yinz!
That’s really good and sexy work Mr. Ayo.
The Bruins are up 19 at halftime against the Presbyterian Blue Hose.
Did you guys know they named a college team after Smurfette?
“Blue Hose? Are you sure you’re not thinking of Jokey? If I had a nickel for every time he pulled that whole ‘hose in a box’ bullshit…” – Smurfette
Florida State has outgained their opponent in 10 of 11 games this season, and they’re 5-6.
LOL doesn’t begin to describe that.
NC State has already punted twice on this drive. First, the upman had the ball doink his helmet, ball went back 20 yards and punter recovered. Three plays later, punted again, returner muffs it. Now 3rd and 6 at 2-minute warning, because we can’t accept these stupid gifts.
Big ol balls on that 4th down play, and the right move.
YEP. We are all gobsmacked our tight-ass coach actually pulled his meat and two veg out there!
He realized how self-sabotaging his opponent is.
Congrats on the Bowl! (and now I miss tWBS)
Kudos to whoever here correctly predicted Trump would use the pipe-bombing investigation to keep Congresswoman Frizzle Fry quiet. Didn’t think they’d make her resign though, just rough her up a bit.
That’s genuinely surprising. I thought all this talk about a MAGA fracture was like when the referees let the Chiefs fall behind by 2 points late in the fourth quarter. It’s completely manufactured drama, and you expect them to patch things up soon enough and fall into line with THE NARRATIVE. But this season…
Honestly, I’m glad to be rid of MTG no matter the reason, and if it makes it harder for other Rs to choose between following Trump and acting in a way that doesn’t piss off their constituents? All the better
It was only a matter of time before these low rent crackers realized that this shit is affecting them more than anybody else.
They realize it for about six seconds, and then Sean Hannity, Mark Levin, that other pencil dick kid that isn’t the one who was shot, and OAN tell them TEH WOKE LIBTARD GHEYS ARE KILLIN BABYES and the cycle begins anew.
Yeah, it’s hard for me to conceive of any way that her being forced out could be a bad thing.
Now I want to listen to Primus.
I’ll be right back.
So Hermana Weaselo randomly bumped into Curtis Sliwa (or her words recognizing him, “Curtis fuckin Sliwa?!?) on the streets of Chinatown tonight.
Was the assistant to the organization’s manager with him?
Is anyone else’s YooToob acting funky? Mine isn’t loading videos, and links to other videos aren’t linking. It will load, but then just a white screen.
Anyone else experiencing anything?
I guess that’s a “no,” then?
I thought it was just me, when I turned it on on my tv I got the white screen a couple of times, until it came on.
Mine just won’t finished loading (huh huh heh heh “loading”). It will load the majority of the page but then stops when any actual media tries to start or load up.
FSU.Wolven Sort mught be the dumbest FITBAW I’ve seen this season. And LAWD a;mighty, have I seen some dumb fucking FITBAW
(after I typed this, FSU flagged for having THIRTEEN on the field on 1st and goal – 13 lined up in formation, not subbing guys trying to run off)
I hope they blocked the kick at least.
That should be 5 yards compounded, so a 10 yard penalty.
and the ref should get to slap them
Howdy and haldo
Did you hear about the Trogdor plushie?
No, but, I know what one thing Duke WCS is getting for Christmas…
It’s preorder for April, because Hermana Weaselo and I were otherwise going to get each other the same thing and confuse our parents.
Are the v’s consumate? And does it include majesty?
Yes and yes. Burnination not included.
Evening
Sup
👋
(praying for Zac Taylor and Duke Tobin to resign)
https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/21/politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-resign-in-january
Close enough!
She’s leaving politics to become a talking head for the vaccine and Palestinian lobbies.
Oh hey, I just realized on walking into the airport that I left my backpack with my work computer back in my apartment. Guess I’ll be flying back after riding tomorrow and watching football in Chicago!
Decent field but one leads wire to wire
#7 has an interesting look
Cleaning up Picture Folder.
Monty python futurama ancient rome dick joke? Yup, one of us
So much ass. Hey, just like the Wolven Sort’s D-Line play!!
Pop quiz!
Are these the same number: 707, 710?
This seems like a trick number. But no.
Correct! And if you were an amazon delivery person I assume you would deliver any package addressed to 710 to the building with 710 on the front, instead of the building with the giant 707 on the front, and that’s why I like you!
You would think Amazon would test for dyslexia in their delivery drivers. I’ve had packages go to the neighbor down the street that has the same last two numbers as me only reversed.
This has happened multiple times.
I think it’s probably more that they don’t care since they get paid and treated like crap, but still, it shouldn’t be an issue
Upside down, they’re OIL and LOL and there’s nothing funny about oil, unless a current president slips in some and breaks his neck. Anyway.
You should be a bit more specific, the current president of Mexico seems like a nice lady