[Interior] A darkened makeshift office space is beginning to take shape. Red yarn connects three index cards on the cork board. Tables have been moved to accommodate boxes of manila file folders containing paper sheets and receipts of various faded shades of white, pink, yellow, and green. A uniformed man
Author: blaxabbath
The Wire
[Interior] An office team sits about a makeshift investigatory workspace. Computers ding and static is heard in the background. A man in civilian dress tosses a manila envelope on a leaning stack and addresses the only uniformed individual in the room. A blank corkboard stands in the corner. DETECTIVE LESTER FREEMAN:
Throuple in the Desert?: A 2022 Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update
The Man in the Arena
Sebastian Blax craned his neck in an attempt to catch a glance of the must-be approaching light rail between the crossing traffic. The train was already three minutes behind schedule and the arrival updates had ceased from the speakers mounted on the insufficient shade structure under which he stood. Seeing
Birdcano ’22 – An Arizona Cardinals Football Club Season Preview
Feels to me like the Glendale-based Arizona Cardinals have been showing up in the offseason press more than usual and definitely more than they deserve (in terms of on-field relevance). It started as their 2021 season came to a close with an absolutely humiliating wildcard defeat under the thrusting hips
No Good Deed
2021 Quotables – Week 8 (Results)
2021 Quotables – Week 8 (Submissions)
The Prometheus of Tyranny
Billionaire Los Angeles Chargers owner, Dean Spanos, drives east from the coast on Interstate Highway Number 15 to scout out amenities for his squad's January trip to play the Las Vegas Raiders. The hardtop down on his AMG GT C Roadster, Spanos slows, accelerates, and weaves through the midday traffic
2021 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)
2021 Quotables – Week 7 (Submissions)
An incredibly handsome writer sits in front of a computer, staring at the unfinished draft of a Quotables post. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: "Text needed"? What the hell does that mean? RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY starts sweating. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Okay, Rikki, you can do this. Just write some shit down. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY stares at the keyboard. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [inner monologue] It doesn't have to
2021 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)
I hate facists. Absolutely hate them. Ugh. I'm not gonna waste your time on this stuff but, seriously, fuck those animals. Put them all down. Mass grave. Done. No -- this isn't A Very Special JJFozz Presents. Still blaxabbath. Anyways, looks like the Browns are for real? You know, this was all foretold back