2020 Quotables – Week 8 (Results) & Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update

Lot of eyes on my previous and current home states of Arizona and Nevada. As a conservative, it's really despicable seeing what the Republican Party is today. Say what you will of the party and their elites policies and actions, seeing men and women who claim to have my values

Eat at Joe’s

He is the new guy in town. Slightly aged while handsome enough and funny, but defined, internally at least, by a few turns of bad luck with romance. But! But he had really turned things around the past few years and, career, money – hell, even his intellect – was

2020 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)

It's-a-me, your favorite infrequent DFO contributor and self-loathing Eagles fan, WhyEaglesWhy! Thanks to blaxabbath for asking me to participate, and I hope someday he'll tell me what his username means.* The astute reader will note that several of blaxabbath's placeholder Quotables this week followed a theme. Namely, that yet again, a

2020 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)

SCENE: Interior, the DFO Clubhouse. The floor is littered with empty beer bottles, the walls are covered in Iguana Mart posters, and the couch is...sticky. BeerGuyRob: So today's the day, huh? HoratioCornblower: What are you talking about? Is Geno Auriemma finally coming to visit? BallsofSteelandFury: Didn't you read blax's Quotables submissions page this