Your 2016 Tampa Bay Buccaneers: The Enthusiasm Isn’t The Only Thing That’s Infectious!

Horatio Cornblower - September 2, 2016September 1, 2016

Here's what I, a lifelong Dallas Cowboys fan, know about the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. And that about sums it up. I haven't paid attention to the Bucs since the days Dewey and Lee Roy Selmon ran around creating havoc in those classic creamsicle uniforms. You know that

Dallas Cowboys 2016: A Season Of Redemption & Donuts & Suspensions Oh My!

Horatio Cornblower - August 23, 2016August 21, 2016

You may remember that last year's initial preview was full of hope and optimism that this might be the year that Tony Romo's Dallas Cowboys would finally make some real noise in the play-offs, maybe even win the Super Bowl for the first time since 1995. The Cowboys had

YOUR 2016 KANSAS CITY CHIEFS

Horatio Cornblower - August 19, 2016August 19, 2016

Yes you are Otto, yes you are. /Pours out 40 oz. of graphs for Otto. Before we discuss the 2016 Kansas City Chiefs we need to recall the 2015 Kansas City Chiefs. Led by Andy Reid, Jamaal Charles, and Alex Smith, the Chiefs went 11-5 and finished second in the

Your “They Won’t Possibly Just Go Around The Maginot Line” Thursday Open Thread

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Horatio Cornblower - July 7, 2016

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Today's highlights begin and end with France-Germany in the UEFA semifinals. France and Germany have played each other many times, including Germany's elimination of France from the last World Cup. They also fought each other three times in 75 years, in the Franco-Prussian War, WWI and WWII, resulting in

Wales 2016 UEFA Preview: The Scion of Uther Pendragon Shall Rule The Day!

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Horatio Cornblower - June 11, 2016June 11, 2016

Hi. I'm supposed to preview the Wales team for the 2016 UEFA tournament. Ordinarily I'd do some research, make some smart ass comments about coal and a seeming hatred of vowels couple with an obsession for L's and W's. But here's the thing: I'm drunk. And I know nothing about Welsh soccer, except that Gareth

Copa America 2016: Group C, Venezuela

Horatio Cornblower - June 4, 2016June 2, 2016

At the outset I would like the to thank the following people and/or groups for providing me with all the information I stole for this post. Because believe me I know as much about Venezuelan soccer as Hugo Chavez did about maintaining a functional economy: Jack Dick.

Commentist Beer Barrel: Treehouse Brewery, The Best Beer You Can’t Have

Horatio Cornblower - May 28, 2016

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Greetings fellow drunks! Horatio Cornblower filling in for makeitsnow, who is no doubt scratching off calendar dates with increasingly shaky red x's as his self-imposed 30 day sabbatical from sweet, sweet alcohol winds down. (C'mon makeitsnow, do it for your old pals at DFO!) Today we'll be

Horatio Went To A Beer Festival And All You Got Was This Lousy Open Thread

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Horatio Cornblower - May 1, 2016May 1, 2016

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As you may now, I turned 47 today. My Dad has the same birthday and turned 74. It's Flip Birthday! (I have no idea what that means) Anyhoo, off to the Willimantic Beer fest we went. They had 70 brewers present, not the "more than 30"

Become Better Acquainted With A Potential NFL Player*

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Horatio Cornblower - April 27, 2016April 26, 2016

*A totally original DFO production and not just a rip-off of a feature we all enjoyed from that other site we all met at. Good morning! Or afternoon depending on when this thing posts. As you know, because you undoubtedly filled out Blax's draft contest sheet (if not, you can still