Typical Cowboys Fan: "What the fucking fuck just happened!?" Rational Cowboys Fan: "Our star running back has just been suspended for the first six games of the season." TCF: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!??? RCF: The official reason is that he violated the NFL's Personal Conduct Policy. TCF: What the fuck does that even fucking mean!?" RCF: The
Author: Horatio Cornblower
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