Hey, y'all. Who out there is depressed as fuck, knowing that our FITBAW heroine tapers off now, week by week, until it becomes an agonizing, 7-8 month wait? I sure know I am feeling it. [Closed captioning...ah fuck, you know the deal by now. Reverend Mayhem is responsible for the drivel
Author: King Hippo
Instant Hippo Thoughts and Wild Card 4 of 6, Bitches! Game Thread
There were three fixtures played yesterday. Well, two fixtures and a woodchipper feeding. [Closed Captioning for the Hard of Hippo provided by the Church of the Immaculate Deception, Rev. E. Mayhem] Humps [Colts] and Bills [Wooooooo!] was actually quite compelling. [Woooooooooooo!] You had two analytics-friendly coaches, who had the bollocks to...coach that
Kicking Off the Strangest FA Cup and Wild Card 1 of 6 Bitches! Combo Thread
Good day, imaginary peoples. It's REALLY here. The day we gets a TRIPLEHEADER of Wild Card, Bitches! action. And it happens again tomorrow! We just needed a world-wide pandemic to make it real. [slaps #NuAIDS on the ass, HARD!] But first, we have a wacky Lesser Morning, with pretty much every match on
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, #NuAIDS Season
I Hate 2021 Already Lesser Footy Thread
Welcome To First Hangover of 2021! Lesser Footy Thread
Fuck you, wake up already. That vomit ain't safe to have during slumber. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGEmFpitjYw We can has Derby! Fronk's Hammers (sounds DIRTY!) travel to Fortress Goodison to face Hippo's Toffees (12:30, NBCSN). A win would bring Everton to within ONE lousy point of assdicks Liverpool and we must not let Dour (Formerly) Ginger
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, #NuAIDS Season
Did y'all have a most lovely and festive Plaguemas weekend? I surely do hope so. [Closed captions for the Hard-of-Hippo provided by the Church of the Immaculate Deception, Rev. E. Mayhem presiding] One also hopes that Son de Clem's Prison Girlfriend [Trevo(u)r Lawrence) didn't have Noo Yawk on his mind. [Only as
Boxing Day In Our Year of #NuAIDS!
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, #NuAIDS Season
Welcome to a pretty bleak Week 15 recap. I guess the fraudulent Irish (but National Fanbase!!1111) making the JV playoffs wasn't quite enough to serve The Narrative. Yes, that's right. Atlanta had MRSA Dreamboat dead to rights (17-0, 24-7) yet again, and decided to take the 2nd half off. Announcers and
Festively Lesser y Championship(ish) Sabado
Here comes the deliriously jam-packed Premiership Festivus period, with the added entropy that is #NuAIDS. A good opportunity to see some of your favoUrite side's depth options! You're not setting your alarm to watch the German Elton John kick the tar shit (and whine incessantly) out of Uncle Woy's ti-wud Pawace.
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, #NuAIDS Season
It's Festive Fixtures time o' year, when the Premiership plays seemingly every day, and we get Sabado NFL (Donks AND Black Panthers next week WOO!!!!). But no matter whether one worships Sha'nkhor, Shan'khor, or even Shank'hor [Official Church Doctrine is Shan'klor- bloody schismatic wars have been fought over less] you
