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Saturday Night Fall Weather JV Thread
It’s really, truly Fall now. I turned my heat on this week! Only set it at 66 instead of 68, because Hippo is a…
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Question Time Saturday (Early Open Thread)
Don’t worry about Hippo’s Lesser burnout, Litre_Cola has questions for the class. TAKE IT AWAY, eh? Howdy! I have a few Q’s for the…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, 2022 Season
Holy bananacakes, even if you expect the unexpected…Sunday was quite the surprise. And mostly in a good/fun way, for once! At 1-4 and staring…
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Nighttime Ides of October 2022
Apologies for all the fixtures sucking hind teat – I ain’t make the schedule. LSU (+2.5) at Florida (7:00, ESPN) I mean, I’ll WATCH…but…
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Ides of October, 2022 Early Thread
Wakey, wakey, chucklefucks. I am reasonably burned out on Lesser Footy, but I did want to pat myself on the back (and fuck up…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2022 Season
So, what did everyone think? Seems like the day really peaked early (apparently Q-aaron had a bitchy little fit in the locker room, even),…
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Grittiest Little SNF Thread
Your regular host asked for a fill-in, so he could sharpen his tools for the winter “harvesting.” What did we learn early? We got…
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Hippo Still Hates All The Things (Night Edition)
Washington State (+13) at Southern Cal (7:30, Fox) We might have to call them Troi Boiz-2-Men if they navigate this fixture. Then again, I’d…
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Hippo Hates All The Things – 8 Oct Open Thread
Nothing matters, we all just stand on the precipice of the endless void. But first, the fixtures: There is no early Saturday game. Because…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2022 Season
I freely admit to struggles with motivation this week. NC State put its heart and soul into Saturday night, and came up short (like…
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