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Thursday Night Paulin’ Thread

There is also the kissing of titties, but the headlines gots to stay PG. Yes, I am filling in for Spirit Animal Scotchnaut, who…

One might have imagined a reversion to normalcy, after a chaotic-as-fuck Week One. One would be wrong. Better type this shit up before my…

I am quite happy for the Wolven Sort HippoSpawn, getting a fun September night game on the home schedule. But I will be too…

Well, the stupid Queen is still fucking ded. I still don’t care, apart from this weekend’s schedule being at least less fucked up (though…

Holy mother of fuck, do I ever love football. Even if this most glorious 9/11 opening slate broke my brain. Which it most certainly…

This week, it’s worth doing: Kentucky (+5.5) at Florida (7:00, ESPN) This game is always fun, this line is an overreaction to Week 1. …

The Qatar Slave LaboUr Cup has messed with footy’s schedule, and we got Shempions action in the first week of September (and before any…

Everyone holding up on the sensory overload so far? GOOD, for they’s is plenty MOAR…. Team Secular Big Love (-3) at Florida (7:00, ESPN)…

There’s a fuckton of action (AND narrative!!) later tonight, so that will get its own thread. But don’t neglect the hors d’oeveres! NC State…

Boy howdy, is the futbol schedule ever crowded. But the show must go on, so those Qatari slave workers won’t have died in vain!…