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Hippo Hates All The Things – 8 Oct Open Thread
Nothing matters, we all just stand on the precipice of the endless void. But first, the fixtures: There is no early Saturday game. Because…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2022 Season
I freely admit to struggles with motivation this week. NC State put its heart and soul into Saturday night, and came up short (like…
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October Under teh Lights! (Late JV NFL Thread)
Fuck a duck, do I ever love October. Perfect weather, though November is in contention. Especially once the bugs all fucking die. But this…
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The Greatest of HippoShame (and Early Footy Thread)
I don’t know how to soften the blow, so I will just rip the bandages off. With great sadness and mental anguish, Hippo is…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, 2022 Season
The first two weeks of an NFL season always seem kind of random to me (even if 2022 has taken that to a way…
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Wasn’t September Awesome? Saturday Night JV Thread
Arkansas (+2.5) v. Texas A&M at JerralWorld (7:00, ESPN) A specially scheduled game to serve one man’s ego, in the temple to said ego. …
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JV NFL Stands Alone (Early Sabado Open Thread)
Despite the calendar disruptions for the Slave LaboUr World Cup, Lesser Footy still works in a stupid window for international friendlies. BLECH. Hope y’all…
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Thursday Night Paulin’ Thread
There is also the kissing of titties, but the headlines gots to stay PG. Yes, I am filling in for Spirit Animal Scotchnaut, who…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2022 Season
One might have imagined a reversion to normalcy, after a chaotic-as-fuck Week One. One would be wrong. Better type this shit up before my…
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September Stress JV Night Thread
I am quite happy for the Wolven Sort HippoSpawn, getting a fun September night game on the home schedule. But I will be too…