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Formally Week One FOAR JV NFL (Thursday Night Open Thread)
Is everybody ready for some NIL-fueled FITBAW?? I fuckin’ thought so. West By God Virginia (+7.5) at Pittsburgh (7:00, ESPN) A great (read: hate-filled)…
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Footy From A to Zed – and JV is Saved By Zero
I’ve told y’all before, but I’ve never been more certain – Very Disappointing Everton will be Very Championship Everton in 2023-24. Neal Goddamned Maupay. Jesus wept,…
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Will They Or Won’t They? Substitute Teacher TNF Scrimmage Thread
One entertaining facet of our new 3-game scrimmage schedule – some teams treat this as a dress rehearsal (nods in Grumblelord), while others could…
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Prem Heating Up – Saturday Open Thread
Even beyond the deliciousness of Men Untied and the Redshite entering their Up Own Rectums Derby having secured a total of 2 points from a…
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Cracker Island Celebration! Lesser Footy Week teh Second
Man, I have been enjoying the fuck out of this new Gorillaz jam on SiriusXMU (and not just because of the hilarious title): Back…
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Footy Observations – Saturday Night Thread
It’s great to have the Footy back, is it not? Over-analyzing Matchday One is a fool’s game, but hey, I am guilty as charged.…
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2022-23 Lesser Footy – Oh We Back, Y’all
Let’s face it, Clubhouse footed ball enthusiasts. Most of our dreemz is ded already, but the beauty of Week One is we don’t know FOR…
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You Make The Call – Should Hippo Retire From (Non-DFO Yahoo) Fantasy FITBAW?
I will still play in Freezer Vodka League, if nothing but to keep my decaying mind functional. But I swore last season would be…
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Better Know a 2022-23 Premiership – Los Prediciones del Episode
It does not appear these are in precise alphabetical order, but I’mma just draft based on what popped up (PHRASING) on Google. Miscellany and…
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Cats Fookin’ Rule – Open Night Thread
Well, looky-loo. I actually got off my lazy arse and made a 2nd thread today! My cats (son, Kruger – the orange tabby; grandson,…