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November Spawned This Lesser Footy
There are leaves in the yard (thankfully, I live in a townhouse now so NOT MY FOOKIN’ PROBLEM), a chill in the night/morning air. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2022
Hippo and Other Hippo wish a Happy Halloween to our myriad child-age readers, as well as y’all over-enthusiastic adults. Git off-a mah lawn. I don’t…
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October 2022’s Last Stand (Open Night Thread)
Michigan State (+22.5) at Michigan (7:30, ABC) I swear, that’s SO MANY games with this betting line. Speaks to the bad schedule, but at…
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MOAR Saturday Funsies – Early Thread
Good morning! God’s in His heaven, MRSA Dreamboat is 3-5. Let’s do some Sabado-ing. Leicester and City of Men kick our day off (7:30,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2022 Season
Things happened yesterday. Let’s discuss some of them! Remember how competent Matty Ice was last week? Well, fucking forget it. Don T’s Suddenly Quite Perky…
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Saturday Night Fall Weather JV Thread
It’s really, truly Fall now. I turned my heat on this week! Only set it at 66 instead of 68, because Hippo is a…
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Question Time Saturday (Early Open Thread)
Don’t worry about Hippo’s Lesser burnout, Litre_Cola has questions for the class. TAKE IT AWAY, eh? Howdy! I have a few Q’s for the…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, 2022 Season
Holy bananacakes, even if you expect the unexpected…Sunday was quite the surprise. And mostly in a good/fun way, for once! At 1-4 and staring…
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Nighttime Ides of October 2022
Apologies for all the fixtures sucking hind teat – I ain’t make the schedule. LSU (+2.5) at Florida (7:00, ESPN) I mean, I’ll WATCH…but…
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Ides of October, 2022 Early Thread
Wakey, wakey, chucklefucks. I am reasonably burned out on Lesser Footy, but I did want to pat myself on the back (and fuck up…