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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, 2022 Season
Uh, everyone recover from that yet?? Sunday, 13 November 2022 was a day that wholly justified our Clubhouse Mandatory 1-Hour Watch rule. No, not…
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Cold November Rain JV NFL Open Night Thread
We are starting to run out of FULL FITBAW slates, and Hippo ain’t like it. SavoUr these moments! Georgia (+16) at Mississippi State (7:00,…
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Better Know a Slave LaboUr Cup Participant – Senegal! (and JV early)
My burned-out ass doesn’t want to go through all the Prem scheduling – but here is the linky-poo for you to peruse at yer…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, 2022 Season
Deep sigh with the realization that we are now MOAR than halfway through the regular season. Nothing gold can stay, Pony Boy. Q-aaron sure…
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Winding Down from Midday – JV NFL Night Thread
By this time, we will be basking in the afterglow of Vols/Dawgs, so you are forgiven for being less-than-fully whelmed at these. Alabama (-13.5)…
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November Spawned This Lesser Footy
There are leaves in the yard (thankfully, I live in a townhouse now so NOT MY FOOKIN’ PROBLEM), a chill in the night/morning air. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2022
Hippo and Other Hippo wish a Happy Halloween to our myriad child-age readers, as well as y’all over-enthusiastic adults. Git off-a mah lawn. I don’t…
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October 2022’s Last Stand (Open Night Thread)
Michigan State (+22.5) at Michigan (7:30, ABC) I swear, that’s SO MANY games with this betting line. Speaks to the bad schedule, but at…
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MOAR Saturday Funsies – Early Thread
Good morning! God’s in His heaven, MRSA Dreamboat is 3-5. Let’s do some Sabado-ing. Leicester and City of Men kick our day off (7:30,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2022 Season
Things happened yesterday. Let’s discuss some of them! Remember how competent Matty Ice was last week? Well, fucking forget it. Don T’s Suddenly Quite Perky…