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Bills Mafia/F-ck LioUns Game Thread
Hello, I am your substiture teacher, preacher, anything you haaaadddd in mind. I am only #FirstPill in, on this blessed Native American Slaughter Day. …
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A$$-Crack of Dawn Lesser Footy/Slave LaboUr Thread
Atlas Lions! Pizza Hut Tablecloths!! WHO YA GOT???
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2022 Season
Look, not every Sunday is going to be rainbows, fireworks, and sunshine. But hey, Week 11 still looked WAY better than the Qatar Lesser…
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Return of the Tweaker Fixture! JV Open Night Thread
Bad news? The 7-ish window is every bit as mediocre as the 3:30 nap window. The good? Finally, a late nighter with some significance…
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Better Know a Slave LaboUr Cup Participant – Belgium! (and Some JV NFL)
First, let’s have a FUN Slave LaboUr Tidbit – did you NOE that overseers are far more likely than private employers to approve overtime and…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, 2022 Season
Uh, everyone recover from that yet?? Sunday, 13 November 2022 was a day that wholly justified our Clubhouse Mandatory 1-Hour Watch rule. No, not…
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Cold November Rain JV NFL Open Night Thread
We are starting to run out of FULL FITBAW slates, and Hippo ain’t like it. SavoUr these moments! Georgia (+16) at Mississippi State (7:00,…
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Better Know a Slave LaboUr Cup Participant – Senegal! (and JV early)
My burned-out ass doesn’t want to go through all the Prem scheduling – but here is the linky-poo for you to peruse at yer…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, 2022 Season
Deep sigh with the realization that we are now MOAR than halfway through the regular season. Nothing gold can stay, Pony Boy. Q-aaron sure…
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Winding Down from Midday – JV NFL Night Thread
By this time, we will be basking in the afterglow of Vols/Dawgs, so you are forgiven for being less-than-fully whelmed at these. Alabama (-13.5)…