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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2022 Season
I hope everyone enjoyed their fill of weekend bananacakes. Let’s hope the Lord saved some for January! Earlier in the week, I thought to…
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Nightcap of Saturday Sportsballgasm
What a start, eh? SKOL breaks Frank Reich’s all-time comeback record, against Frank Reich’s former charges. It was 33-nil at the half. It was…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2022 Season
Last week of byes, last week of pretending anyone is in Philly’s stratus. Let’s get right to it. Philly went into the Meadowlands, and…
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Oceans of Darkness Open Night Thread
Although there is no credible sportsball for us to consume tonight, we can relive some most excellent “Leave Britney Alone!” style tears from Ronaldo…
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Wall of Nothingness Saturday Lesser Footy Thread
Thanks the Good Lord we shall have JV exhibitions and flexed NFL goodness next Saturday. But this weekend? WE SUFFER. My brain also hurts,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Lucky Week 13, 2022 Season
I mean, not lucky if you are a Donks supporter. JEEBUS. The saddest part of the early slate? That is as well as Denver is…
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Wrapping Up the JV Playoff Field – Nighty-Night Thread
Have you enjoyed the bread and circuses of JV NFL 2022? I sure have. My own team was mediocre and schizo, but I am…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2022 Season
Apologies for these being less comprehensive than usual – somedays, my brain just collapses in on itself, and a randomly long nap ensues. Today…
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Nothing JV NFL Gold Can Stay
Sigh. One last rodeo, 2022 regular season. LSU (-10) at Texas A&M (7:00, ESPN) Bayou Tiggers have a chip and a chair for the…
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Early Morning Slave LaboUr and JV NFL Regular Season Finale Thread
Good morning, one and all. Stuff yourselves full of the footed ball offerings, because it’s gonna start tapering off. I am not paying enough…