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Quoth the Ravens SNF Thread
TRUE HIPPO STORY! I once dated a gal (post-divorce) who had no interest in sportsball. But Poe was her favoUrite poet, and I thusly…
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NYE 2022 Sportsball Late Thread
Welcome to the dregs of 2022. Per tradition, Hippo will purposefully fall asleep before any countdown activity, unless the footy stays interesting, Lord knows…
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NYE 2022 Sportsball Early Thread
Do we gots some Lesser Footy and JV NFL? By gum we sure does! Very Disappointing Everton desperately need United to open a can of…
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Instant Hippo Boxing Day Thoughts – Week 16, 2022 Season/EPL Resumes
Holy cats, this sportsball 3-day weekend is fucking beautiful, ain’t it? I watched all of yesterday’s NFL trifecta, despite…not really liking any outcomes. Because…
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Merry Xmas Placeholder/Briefest of Hippo Thoughts
Merry Shitsmas, one and all. Here is some of what happened yesterday (I fell asleep and didn’t write up anything last night): Holy cats,…
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A Brief Tale of Hippo LDBC Survival
We don’t actually get the beloved Premiership back for two more days, so you will get a Boxing Day preview complete with Hippo Thoughts…
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Monday Night Week 15 Abortion Thread
Hey, in Mississippi, that thar SOO-PREME COWRT done said 15 weeks is late term. Suck it, libtards! RRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! (+7.5) at Packers (8:15, ESPN/ABC) Isn’t…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2022 Season
I hope everyone enjoyed their fill of weekend bananacakes. Let’s hope the Lord saved some for January! Earlier in the week, I thought to…
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Nightcap of Saturday Sportsballgasm
What a start, eh? SKOL breaks Frank Reich’s all-time comeback record, against Frank Reich’s former charges. It was 33-nil at the half. It was…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2022 Season
Last week of byes, last week of pretending anyone is in Philly’s stratus. Let’s get right to it. Philly went into the Meadowlands, and…