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NYE 2022 Sportsball Early Thread
Do we gots some Lesser Footy and JV NFL? By gum we sure does! Very Disappointing Everton desperately need United to open a can of…
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Instant Hippo Boxing Day Thoughts – Week 16, 2022 Season/EPL Resumes
Holy cats, this sportsball 3-day weekend is fucking beautiful, ain’t it? I watched all of yesterday’s NFL trifecta, despite…not really liking any outcomes. Because…
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Merry Xmas Placeholder/Briefest of Hippo Thoughts
Merry Shitsmas, one and all. Here is some of what happened yesterday (I fell asleep and didn’t write up anything last night): Holy cats,…
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A Brief Tale of Hippo LDBC Survival
We don’t actually get the beloved Premiership back for two more days, so you will get a Boxing Day preview complete with Hippo Thoughts…
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Monday Night Week 15 Abortion Thread
Hey, in Mississippi, that thar SOO-PREME COWRT done said 15 weeks is late term. Suck it, libtards! RRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! (+7.5) at Packers (8:15, ESPN/ABC) Isn’t…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2022 Season
I hope everyone enjoyed their fill of weekend bananacakes. Let’s hope the Lord saved some for January! Earlier in the week, I thought to…
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Nightcap of Saturday Sportsballgasm
What a start, eh? SKOL breaks Frank Reich’s all-time comeback record, against Frank Reich’s former charges. It was 33-nil at the half. It was…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2022 Season
Last week of byes, last week of pretending anyone is in Philly’s stratus. Let’s get right to it. Philly went into the Meadowlands, and…
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Oceans of Darkness Open Night Thread
Although there is no credible sportsball for us to consume tonight, we can relive some most excellent “Leave Britney Alone!” style tears from Ronaldo…
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Wall of Nothingness Saturday Lesser Footy Thread
Thanks the Good Lord we shall have JV exhibitions and flexed NFL goodness next Saturday. But this weekend? WE SUFFER. My brain also hurts,…