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A Very Wrexham Wrevanchist Morning
As y’all no doubt know, the mighty Wrexham (having made it a round deeper in the FA Cup than Piss Off You’re Scaring the…
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Saturday Night In Purgatory – What is a Sport?
In the Politburo back rooms, we had this mini-discussion, and I figured – why not throw it out there for Clubhouse discussion? We are…
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Everton Football Club, Burned Down to the Ground
All good things must come to an end. Frank Lampard saved Everton from itself in 2021-22, but had no answers for this season. Still,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – 2022 Season, Divisional Round
I suppose nothing qualified as bananacakes, but hey – except for the Saturday late show, it was compelling viewing. At least for me. Good…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Mega Uber-Duper Wild Card Round
Oh my cats, did we ever see some shit, y’all. Credit to sharky for finding this perfect banner pic, to summarize Saturday night. Can’t…
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Post Self-Justification Lesser Footy Thread
Every January, to my great discomfort, I am summoned to justify my continued existence within the law firm. It’s like somebody decided, “hey, we…
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Celebrating Afrikan-American Monday with the Bloodeyes Gang!
Tonight, we crown a JV NFL shempion. Neither side is even evil, which makes for a nice change of paces. All in on the…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 18, 2022 Season
Macro level, this has been a very entertaining season. Hard to predict, which is good for the soul, taking our minds away from the…
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FA Cup Saturday! Open(ish) Thread
Life without FITBAW is just terrible, that’s why Damar Hamlin asked about the score before his goddamned breathing tube came out. But we get Chefs/Raiders…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17 (the Penultimate), 2022 Season
Far be it from me to curse things while not every NYE hangover is yet even lifted…what am I saying, that is EXACTLY on…