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God Bless Don Carlo – Saturday Footy Musings

There is a very light schedule this week (no early fixture at all), so let’s also look back at mid-week in Shempions. Oh my…

Did you remember to blow off work to watch City away to Arsenal mid-week? An absolute cracker of a match. King’s Afrikan Water Pistols outplayed…

This was a really, REALLY good game of football. Jalen Hurts played his ass off. As DonT noted, Toradol turned Mahomes around while Rihanna…

It seems the Carpentering shall fall to Hippo. Leeds and Man U (the football squadron, not the uni-themed “twink and bear” porn series) are…

I hate pretty much everything. Which means every day is Hate Week, if you’s a Hippo. Which is pretty fortunate, since hate 100% makes…

Good Saturday evening, all y’all. Just because we are in the sportsball desert does not mean there ain’t no sportsball NOOZ! Facing a two strike…

Hippo is still too angry to see straight. But good news (if not an Evertonian) – footy is back this weekend. Bad news? The…

It took me all late game to figure it out, but finally it hit like a bolt out of the blue. Big Narrative wanted Andy…

As y’all no doubt know, the mighty Wrexham (having made it a round deeper in the FA Cup than Piss Off You’re Scaring the…

In the Politburo back rooms, we had this mini-discussion, and I figured – why not throw it out there for Clubhouse discussion? We are…