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Crossing Streams – DFO’s Donks (Woo?) Homers Discuss Sean Payton

Good Saturday evening, all y’all. Just because we are in the sportsball desert does not mean there ain’t no sportsball NOOZ! Facing a two strike…

Hippo is still too angry to see straight. But good news (if not an Evertonian) – footy is back this weekend. Bad news? The…

It took me all late game to figure it out, but finally it hit like a bolt out of the blue. Big Narrative wanted Andy…

As y’all no doubt know, the mighty Wrexham (having made it a round deeper in the FA Cup than Piss Off You’re Scaring the…

In the Politburo back rooms, we had this mini-discussion, and I figured – why not throw it out there for Clubhouse discussion? We are…

All good things must come to an end. Frank Lampard saved Everton from itself in 2021-22, but had no answers for this season. Still,…

I suppose nothing qualified as bananacakes, but hey – except for the Saturday late show, it was compelling viewing. At least for me. Good…

Oh my cats, did we ever see some shit, y’all. Credit to sharky for finding this perfect banner pic, to summarize Saturday night. Can’t…

Every January, to my great discomfort, I am summoned to justify my continued existence within the law firm. It’s like somebody decided, “hey, we…

Tonight, we crown a JV NFL shempion. Neither side is even evil, which makes for a nice change of paces. All in on the…