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Down the Lesser Stretch They Goeth
This weekend will be slightly off, given that we have FA Cup raging semis (City of Men/Team Knifey today, Trashbirds/Men Untied tomorry) gumming up…
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Ides of April Lesser Funhouse
Onward we trudge, with at least Most Glorious NFL Draft starting to peek around the corner. But alas, summer also lurks – we had…
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Men Untied Rise Again? Lesser Footy Thread
While we wait on the Easter Bunny to spring back into life, at least there is sportsball to keep us occupado. Home to Still Shite…
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JV BOLTMEN!! and Fightin’ Horatios! (Open Thread)
WHO YA GOT?? And more importantly….what is the Low Commander/Horatio #ShameBet? Needs must, y’all. JV Hardwood BOLTMEN!! (+7) v. Fightin’ Horatios (9:20, CBS) Somehow,…
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1 April Lesser and JV Hardwood Thread
April Fools’ Day is the dumbest day of the Murrikan calendar. YES, even worse than Greeting Card Day (ie, 14 Feb). Take that shit…
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Happy Flacco Eight/Dark Thoughts Saturday
Not much going on until tonight’s Flacc-tion, unless you count international footy (and you shouldn’t). Big picture, I have been impressed with the high…
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The Prem Before the Break Lesser Footy Saturday
Next week, while I am traveling (I know, not looking forward to that experience whatsoever) Hippo will miss the last international break of 2022-23. …
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Sleep-In Saturday Lesser Thread
Please do not wake up early to a bunch of wanking over the Redshite (away to Bournemouth – 7:30, USA). PLEASE. Most of the…
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PSG/Bayern – A Tale of Two…
Giant, prolapsed assholes. Sorry, we’s not supposed to use swears in the title line. But yeah, these two plastic squadrons are expected to win…
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Nice Jerb, Minnows! Lesser Footy Saturday
Before we get to the weekend in the Prem, let’s acknowledge the upstarts making noise in the FA Cup. Here is how the Flacco…
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