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Playoffs?? – A 3-Day Weekend of Finales
Have an extra drink (or PILL – we believes in diversity and inclusion here at DFO) for Wembley’s groundskeeping crew. Three finals (each potentially…
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Playoffs??? An Addams Family Miracle
Were you watching on Thursday? I was, and I still don’t believe it. Wednesday lost the away leg nil-4 to Dick Town (aka Petersborough),…
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Playoffs?? Are You Kidding Me?? – A Lesser Primer
With respect to our many King’s Afrikan Water Pistols supporters…there ain’t no Title race. Silver medal is damned fine work, for Handsome Mikel and his very…
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“Pep Crushing Fat Sam” Lesser Open Sabado
The big (pin intended) news of the past week is Leeds making the ultimate panic move – hiring Fat Sam Allardyce aka Gravy Tits…
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Lite Lesser/NFL Day Three Open Thread
Three fixtures today. Seriously. Just three. But rage at the dying of (Evertonian) light, we must. If you are insomniac-awake, might as well turn…
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Down the Lesser Stretch They Goeth
This weekend will be slightly off, given that we have FA Cup raging semis (City of Men/Team Knifey today, Trashbirds/Men Untied tomorry) gumming up…
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Ides of April Lesser Funhouse
Onward we trudge, with at least Most Glorious NFL Draft starting to peek around the corner. But alas, summer also lurks – we had…
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Men Untied Rise Again? Lesser Footy Thread
While we wait on the Easter Bunny to spring back into life, at least there is sportsball to keep us occupado. Home to Still Shite…
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JV BOLTMEN!! and Fightin’ Horatios! (Open Thread)
WHO YA GOT?? And more importantly….what is the Low Commander/Horatio #ShameBet? Needs must, y’all. JV Hardwood BOLTMEN!! (+7) v. Fightin’ Horatios (9:20, CBS) Somehow,…
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1 April Lesser and JV Hardwood Thread
April Fools’ Day is the dumbest day of the Murrikan calendar. YES, even worse than Greeting Card Day (ie, 14 Feb). Take that shit…