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Huzzah September and a Full Sportsball Day
Autumn, indeed, is proof that God loves us. Football everywhere, y’all. Team Knifey host Everton early in the morning (7:30, USA). Midweek, the Toffees…
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Farewell to August (JV NFL Week Nil Night Thread)
If y’all thought the afternoon schedule was ridiculous, we are entering into (S)sublime territory. FOAR Ballsy: Ballsy: Thank you Hippo! May The Pills Be…
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Lesser Week el Tres, JV NFL Week Nil Open Thread
Apparently, 26 August is National Blow Notre Dame Day (congratulations to those who celebrate). Not much other excuse for them playing bad-even-for-their-recent-history Naval Academy crew…with…
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Prem Week el Segundo – Open Thread
Did everybody enjoy week one? I mean, a home loss ain’t never a great start…but at least Everton tried to play football. A bit…
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And So It Begins! Footy Renewed
We kicked off the Premier League under Boo-urnley’s Friday Night Lights. What is the bestest reality check for the confident champions of the Championship?…
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Requiem For A Waking Nightmare – Futbol Returns! (2023-24 Prem Preview/Predictions)
That’s right, we are LESS THAN A WEEK before our first actual match (Boo-urnley hosting City of Men). Who knows who will win THAT…
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Katzenpapa Sabado
Yesterday, I took a “my brain is breaking” day. I had fallen asleep with a migraine, 6p on Thursday night. Slept until 4a, then…
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2pack Returns With Dutch Treat (2023 Women’s World Cup Team Report – The Netherlands (Dutch Ladies!))
The Dutch ladies currently ranked 9 th in FIFA world standings are in Group E along with the USA (1), Portugal (21) and Vietnam…
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Good Jerb Panama! y Otra Miscellany
Holy shitsnacks, do we ever need MOAR meaningful footy in our lives. As y’all know, I hold a certain disdain for the Golden Shower…
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Better Know a 2023 WWC Participant – The Lesser Springbokesses of South Afrika!
First and foremost, let us all raise our fists in solidarity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tK8QfAf7G4 Secondly, fuck that “Banyana Banyana” noise. What kind of nickname* is THAT? …