Author: King Hippo

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, #NuAIDS Season

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Greetings and salutations, Imaginary Friends!  I hope all of you got that fantasy playoffs-calibre performance (or strategic fuckups elsewhere) that y'all needed. To that end - God bless Taysom Hill!  Though I wasn't super happy with his "empty hand" Q4 fumble (which Sherman's Ashes almost turned into a manic comeback) -

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, #NuAIDS Season

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Is there anything worse than facing the Monday after a holiday weekend?  I think not, but 2020 has taught us all that it can always get worse. [Closed Captioning for the Hard of Hippo provided by the Church of the Immaculate Deception, Rev. E. Mayhem presiding]. Speaking of getting worse, NYG played away

Instant Hippo Thoughts/Mini-JV Preview – Afrikan-American Friday, #NuAIDS Season

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Hey howdy, y'all.  Hope you are wallowing in your shame like a good Commentist should.  Let's talk some FITBAW!! Sparta Prague completed Celtic's utter humiliation, bouncing them from the NIT Shempions League.  Two late goals bloated the scoreline all the way to 4-1.  Ouchy the fook ouch!  Celtic are fuckweasels, plus

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, #NuAIDS Season

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Holy cats, what a weekend.  Between NC State and Everton, I stayed pretty puckered until the sweet release of RedZone Heroine.  Which, as usual, hit the sweet spot. We even got the mathematical beauty of Your 3-6-1, FIRST PLACE Philadelphia Iggles. That was...not one of your more well-played of contests.  No offensive points

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, #NuAIDS Season

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Hello, one and all.  We had a weird 5/6 window split, thanks to CBS deciding that MOTHERFUCKING GOLF was to be prioritized over the only programming that still gets ratings in 2020.  But hey, it allowed me to play extra Footy Manager.  Which is all I really enjoy doing. At least those

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, #NuAIDS Season

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So very little happened this week - wasn't it nice to spend a relaxing Sunday with our good friend, FITBAW? [Closed captions for the Hard of Hippo provided by the Church of the Immaculate Deception, Reverend E. Mayhem presiding] There weren't exactly any epic games early, so let's start with one of

Rejoice! A Full #NuAIDS Lesser Day Beckons

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Because moneys speak louder than public health (and thank FUCK for that, amirite??), we finally have sommet like a full Saturday slate.  Praise be!  But don't forget about Premiership Banana Puddings time, first! The Mighty Blues of Everton are in first position (assuming Villa lost yesterday, which I will presume #HAILGAMBLOR),