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Lesser Weekend, Lesser Insight
Rule Britannia starts to play and the camera shifts over to focus on David Jones David Jones: Hello everyone! Welcome to a special edition…
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European Battles Rage On
Yes, that’s beloved Everton sitting pretty in 5th position. Of the realistically plausible 2020-21 season outcomes – 5th (with the Shite 8th or lower)…
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Another Derby Day, Another Ponderance of Life’s Futility
Look, I know I will watch. But even with the Shite in direst of form…there’s no fucking hope. Just hate. So very much hate. …
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Rejoice! A Full #NuAIDS Lesser Day Beckons
Because moneys speak louder than public health (and thank FUCK for that, amirite??), we finally have sommet like a full Saturday slate. Praise be! …
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Derby Days Reignited (and Other Lesser Matters)
God help me, but I think Everton actually goes into this Derby matchup with a puncher’s chance (7:30, NBCSN). The Redshite will no doubt…
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“Let Lesser Footy Be Thine Escape” Sabado Open Thread
Hey, did y’all notice? Darkest Timeline got darker. As a Karmic punishment, #NuAIDS for teh win! But chaos is not the ally of the progressive-minded…
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Primero Sabado Componadora Open Thread
Hey, how y’all like the pidgin-espanol for “combination?” Although it won’t mean MOAR until next weekend, there’s enough on the JV slate to merit…
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Sabado Already?? Open Thread
Jeebus, how time flies when…you alternate between taking naps and sweating like a Black man in an Alabama court. Oh, and my office in…
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First Weekend Back? Derby Days
First off, I wish Everton had already played so I could use Dominic Calvert-Lewin’s Black Lives Matter #9 shirt. But this will have to do. …