We've made it through 60% of our Saturday, let's keep on truckin! Florida Men (+7.5) at LSU (7:30, ABC) Look, I get it. Brian Kelly is coaching the home team. But the Florida Men we pointed and laughed at last week? They ain't making this fucker a single digit affair. Bonfire Cult (+6.5)
Author: King Hippo
Footy Returns With A Vengeance
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2025 Season
Some of these may or may not be half-assed. I am mad about ESPN cocking up RedZone Channel - it wasn't egregioUs yesterday, but I am expecting enshitification to gradually increase. Because everything has to suck, apparently. The Darkest Timeline allots no quarter. Speaking of shit, whenever one thinks they've seen Maximum
UnflavoUred Nighttime Slate
6 September 2025 has the following for all y'all: Michigan (+5.5) at Steerfuckers North (7:30, ABC) An entertaining matchup, true. But who the hell does one cheer for? Or I guess, "cheer against the least?" OU typically has hotter cheerleaders, breaks the tie. Arizona State (-6.5) at Mississippi State (7:30, ESPN2) Sparky really shouldn't
A Calmer Week of JV NFL
JV Night Time is teh Right Time
Let's hope that Bama/Noles tilt was nap-friendly, cause BOY HOWDY does the evening slate tilt late af. Coastal Carolina (+11.5) at Wahoowa (6:00, ACCN) Fun Moneyline upset pick #2. Because why not? Chanticleers is the best nickname in sportsball, and it ain't even close. LSU (+4.5) at Clemson (7:30, ABC) The Humbling of Brian Kelly,
Rejoice! A Full, True Saturday Has Arrived
EPL Week Dos y Overseas Farmageddon Thread
Queries for EPL Opening Weekend
Welcome to the much-needed resumption of festivities. Please try to control one's excitement, or at least cover one's tumescence. Villa and the Barcodes kick us off early (7:30, USA), and these two have each had a mighty tough summer. Isak is the straw that stirs Newcastle's drink, and he's thrown his
