Hello, friends, just a few random thoughts from yours truly. Yes, I have been dead more than 10 days. But I was a rich old white man in America, so my every opinion, musing and whim will continue to be centrally important until the heat death of the Universe. Also, my
Author: The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
Wait, Robin Hood is the Bad Guy Now? A Thursday Open Thread
Instant Counterfeit Hippo Thoughts – Championship Sunday, #NuAIDS Season
King Hippo is on assignment, having been informed that someone did NOT get that thing he sent them. His faithful translator/squire/parole officer Reverend Mayhem is your substitute teacher.] https://youtu.be/Q_I0tJigC40 /Takes a slow, lingering drag off the last cigarette in a pack bought January 8, 2000. /Puts it out on his forearm. Ahhhh, there it
MOAR BLOOD TO OIL THE GEARS!: Your College Football Championship/Charcoal-Gray Monday II Open Thread
Huh. Well that went a different direction than expected... I'm not surprised to be writing a followup Coaches Gettin' ShitCanned post this week. In a historically weak NFC, the Bearistocrats! still needed the Super Bonus Charity Wild Card to qualify for the playoffs. Listening to Chicago sports radio (having spent part
Coaches in Peril!: Your Charcoal-Gray Monday Open Thread
It's the Monday after the regular season closes- traditionally the day that the NFL Villagers lead a group of trussed-up coaches to the mouth of the volcano and sacrifice them to Has'Lam, God of Doing Something for the Sake of Doing Something. This year continues the trend of Relatively Boring Bloodletting.
#DisBelieveland: 2020 Cleveland Browns Bye Week Update
Quick: without looking at their record, are the Cleveland Browns a good team or a bad team? Got an answer? You're wrong. Whichever way you answered, you're wrong. Cleveland is a Limited Heisenberg Uncertainty Team: at any given time, you can know where they are, but you can't know where they are going.
America: Love It or Change It
Is it stupid and jingoistic to play the national anthem before professional sporting events? Probably. Is the Star-Spangled Banner an agrammatical piece of doggerel? Yeah, a bit. Is this clip of a scared 13 year old girl losing her way in the song during an NBA Playoff game, only to have NBA Hall of
