Your “Night Comes Early” Sunday Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 18, 2019August 18, 2019

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There's a 4 o'clock football game so there's a corresponding thread. That's just the way it goes around here. This will double as the evening thread, btw. Fallout from yesterday- Rams rook Henderson caught himself 6 passes for 38 yards but one of those was for 26. So really you're looking at

Your “I Salute Your Dogged Persistence” Saturday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 17, 2019August 17, 2019

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If you're hanging out here-even for just a little bit-you've got moxy. You've so many other options with which to entertain yourself and yet... here you be. I like that about you. So, if you could, give yourself a playful little punch in the shoulder in the manner of the

Your Thoroughly Unnecessary Preseason Colts/Browns Preseason Tilt Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 17, 2019August 17, 2019

I shouldn't have bothered with it but this is a NFL footballing site so this is sorta what we do. And the thing is, I'm lowkey cheering for these teams to continue the success they seemed to have backed into the latter half of last season. I do the same

Your “The Internet No Longer Has Pics of Women: Sexy Friday Cancelled” Preseason Football Open Thread

DFOing Good

scotchnaut - August 16, 2019

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They said it could never happen but it did. Scads and mega-scads of images of girlycakes are gone from your device, scrubbed North Korea-style. No more fulsome buttocks to waggle your tongue at. Pert nipples peaking out of a flimsy cotton chemise? Done. Lithesome shoulders revealed by a tank top?

Your “Warning: Football-Like Activity Has Been Detected!” Saturday Evening Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 10, 2019August 10, 2019

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Despite it being just the first week of exhibition I think most of us have taken a quick peek at the games on offer. The real jostling for positions, the surprise cuts, the trades, ('hey did you hear anything, Duke Johnson?') the implications for your fantasy drafts and the season-ending

Your “Warning: The Creep Door is Closing Fast” Saturday Morning/Afternoon Open Thread

scotchnaut - July 6, 2019

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Soooo. As a recent convert to soccer I'm quite grateful that the enormous "nothing sporty to watch" gulf between March Madness and exhibition NFL action has been considerably shortened. This here is one of the last days we can eyeball some girlies and guys and make witty or crude (why

Your “So Ya Wanna Watch Some Footsy, Eh?” Saturday Morning Open Thread

scotchnaut - June 15, 2019

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It wasn't supposed to be this way. There are far more knowledgeable soccer doofuses that should be doing this but I volunteered and y'all gonna bathe in my ignorance. Nether Regions/Roger Milla's Granddaughters: Cameroon played surprisingly well vs. the Canucks last time out (or were the Canucks just a little too tight?)

Your “Raging Semi” College Basketball Game Intro And Saturday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - April 6, 2019April 6, 2019

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King Hippo gave me the raging semi, by the way. He's good like that-a real solid internet buddy, as opposed to all you viscous, semi-transparent folks out there in the ether. So kiddos, we all know who's playing who and where they're playing and what sport they're playing and which planet

Your “We Join The Game In Progress” College B-Ball Open Thread

scotchnaut - March 31, 2019

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The powers that be (me, apparently) have asked that someone, anyone, throw some crap against the content wall so that folks that hate Kentucky (me, again) can have a place to vent their anger. Here. We. Go. #5 Auburn/#2 Kentucky: The Tigers got this far because no one bothered to tell them

Your “Sweet Sixteen Window Is Closing” Sunday Afternoon College Ball Open Thread

scotchnaut - March 24, 2019March 24, 2019

If you're looking for insight, analysis, clues, savvy angles or sober commentary on these games, you've clicked the wrong site. All that malarkey can be found everywhere you look online. How 'bout we fever dream these matchups? (in chronological order) TO THE GAMES! #10 Hawkeyes/#2 Vols: You dream of walking on grass still

Your “‘Of Course I’m Pro-Bowel!’ -Adam Viniateri” Sunday Afternoon Free-for-all Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 27, 2019January 27, 2019

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Silly NFL-related News: -The Bears are looking for kicker options other than the fella currently on their roster. Take one step forward, Redford Jones-you just might be hoofing footballs for the least amount of money Chicago is willing to pay for a guy that might win them a few close games. Asked

Your “We Are All…, You Know The Drill” AFC Champagne-ship Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 20, 2019January 20, 2019

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My diary is filled with various loving tributes to the many, many blades I have in my collection. (Thankfully, no one talks about Knife Control) Much like any artist I've felt the need recently to expand my skill set, but how? The non-profit I visited did so many things for those