Ever notice how the Elite Eight is spelled out and not a numeral because it's the rule of ≤10? Anyway, that would make it (what the hell are) regional finals time! Oh yeah, results: BLEERGH Region44. “Thoughts and prayers for COVID-19 as it has tested positive for Stephen Miller.” defeats 52.

Other half of the bracket to cover. Let's get started: In the SHAN'KHOR Region: 34. “I’m sorry, did someone get addicted to getting every call and break for 20 years?” defeats 27. “The Stanley Cup is continuing its 53-year boycott of Toronto, if that’s what you mean.” 15-9 33. “[My partner] told me

And again, we finish the round with the DOINK Region. First up, first round results: 46. “Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.” had a bye. 29. “The Lions replacing their fans with cardboard cutout has nothing to do with COVID-19 though. It’s suicide-prevention month.” defeats 7. “The last time I

Onto the SHAN'KHOR Region's first round results: 27. “The Stanley Cup is continuing its 53-year boycott of Toronto, if that’s what you mean.” had a bye. 34. “I’m sorry, did someone get addicted to getting every call and break for 20 years?” defeats 10. “If you try to stop it, Marty McSorley

Once again onto the GAMBLOR Region with results and polls: 11. “An XFL stadium employee tested positive for coronavirus, so Vince McMahon can finally celebrate the XFL going viral.” defeats 12. “Everything I voted for is losing. Sometimes I hate being reminded I’m a Democrat.” 12-11 43. “I think I heard that

No more byes, since we're in the round of 32. Once again we start in the BLEERGH Region: 51. “Haha, the interesting thing is now every commenter has hobo blood lust and will have to fulfill it on their own.” had a bye. 44. “Thoughts and prayers for COVID-19 as it has

Why Banner Madness? Because I go mad doing all the polls or something, let's go with that. Anyway, onto the fourth and final region, the DOINK. 46. “Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.” vs. -BYE- 7. “The last time I saw someone get this excited about a baby nut, the

Day 3 takes us to the other side of the bracket and the SHAN'KHOR Region. Why is it an H and not a L? Well, potential sectarian violence aside, original spelling has an H, not an L, so I'm going with that as DFO deity canon. Will I get crucified

Day 2 means 5 more first-round matchups, this time from the GAMBLOR region. 12. “Everything I voted for is losing. Sometimes I hate being reminded I’m a Democrat.” vs. 11. “An XFL stadium employee tested positive for coronavirus, so Vince McMahon can finally celebrate the XFL going viral.” 43. “I think I