NFL Before-The-Season Preview: The Brown Noise

TheRevanchist - August 12, 2021August 12, 2021

The year was 1995. The Browns were told that there would not be the Browns come 1996, as the team would be moving to Baltimore. The world rejoiced. Cleveland should have thanked Baltimore for taking the team to a new level. Instead they turned that smile upside down. They were

The Sunday To Remember Sales Event

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TheRevanchist - August 8, 2021August 8, 2021

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It’s Sunday, which is always the worst day of the week for me. The reminder that I am closer to being back at my desk and another week of pulling data and telling everyone where they are wrong. Yay! In addition to the normal stuff, tomorrow is back to school. With

The DFO Euro 2020 (In 2021!) Preview: Belgium (pronounced bell-jum)

TheRevanchist - May 22, 2021June 4, 2021

From what the others are saying, this year is supposed to be one badass year for summer sports. There's soccer stuff and such, but let's let our standard introduction for this piece be the testimonial.We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have:Copa AméricaEuro 2020Concacaf Gold

My Foray Into PixStory: The App That You Don’t Like

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TheRevanchist - April 14, 2021

So, the other day I posted about a new app I saw that Dwight Howard was promoting called “PixStory”. So, I decided to give it a shot so you don’t have to. Now, what makes this such a special app? Good thing you asked, my friend, because that tells me you

Speculation 101: The Brady’s Bunch … of choices

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TheRevanchist - January 9, 2020

Welcome, dear reader, to this game of speculation! Today, we are going to fondly, and with quite a bit of imagination, play a game of guessing as to where dreamy Tommy Brady is going to wind up. This is all just speculation designed to make you think, as well as give

Is Glass Always the Villain? – An Open Thread

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TheRevanchist - December 27, 2019December 27, 2019

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If you watched the bowl game against Pitt last night, you may have noticed the end of the game (maybe not the wimpy east coast people who think sleep is a necessity), the QB for Eastern Michigan got a little handsy, not in the good way, with the judo chop

Thursday Nights Suck Again Open Thread

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TheRevanchist - December 19, 2019December 18, 2019

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Having to wait until Saturday for some hot football action this week. No more Thursday night football for us. *sigh* So, let’s talk about a relevant subject that really plagues our society: Massage Therapists. What kind of freak wants a job where you touch people all day? Think about that for a minute.

Thursday Night Laughing At The Jets Open Thread

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TheRevanchist - December 12, 2019December 12, 2019

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Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears, for I have come to bury the Jets, not to praise them one damn bit. That’s exactly what you should be hearing in your head at this moment. Not one person believes this Jets team is good enough to win. The last game

Breaking News: KC Style

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TheRevanchist - December 12, 2019

Muy importante! NFL dot com is reporting that Mahomes is able to not only grip the ball, but also able to rip the ball. Stay tuned for the latest news that is from another news source all throughout the day.

Jason Garrett’s Last Thursday Evening Open Thread

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TheRevanchist - December 5, 2019December 5, 2019

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In honor of bears, here is a top 5 count down of the best Bears to ever live: Coming in at number 5, Jay Cutler. Not because of his game play. But because of his presence on and off the field. How many modern QBs have you seen with a cigarette

Thanksgiving Evening Open Thread, Even Though You Are Probably Black Friday Shopping Elsewhere

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TheRevanchist - November 28, 2019November 28, 2019

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So, you have a favorite Thanksgiving food. Pretty sure most of us do. But, there is tradition behind this. What is that tradition? I don’t know. I assume the tradition goes back to when the white man was too dumb to plan for snowy weather. The native people looked at

Horse Shoes Are Not So Lucky Thursday Night Open Thread

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TheRevanchist - November 21, 2019November 21, 2019

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Before we get started, I want to give a pre-Thanksgiving shout out to my mom and dad, my homies from the north side, my totally fresh crew of Johnny, Nick, Christopher, and PhatBoyMegaNastyMac10 himself, Tanner Anderson, my aunt Matilda who makes amazing Frito boats, whoever made these comfy tighty-whiteys, the