Door Flies…Up a Mountain?

Climb For the Kids 2018

Hey kids, it's Internet Dad.  I'm taking a break from dick jokes to talk about something near and dear to my heart, charity.  I give to a bunch of causes throughout the year, and don't want to bore you guys, but I have a friend who is doing something really

Fantasy Gods, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? Week 10 2017

As many of you know, I like to complain. The weather, sports, politics, nothing ever seems to be good enough for Brocky. Naturally this extends to fantasy football, the thing that is supposed to distract me from those things. Such misfortune can’t possibly be the result of my own ineptitude,

Get Out Alive: Elevator Jam

Look, I'm two grand-plus deep into my dog having recent health issues including an enormous lump on his back that came out of nowhere for which I am awaiting biopsy results. Worse yet, spending two days at the vet last week (after their first shot at 'take this antibiotic' put