The First Real Open Thread of the Season!

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - September 10, 2015September 10, 2015

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Holy crap, it's here. We have ACTUAL, COUNTING FOOTBALL for the first time in roughly 10 quatrillion years. We've been subjected to preseason football, Ballghazi, Spygate Redux, The assorted ongoing [*Redacted] s debacle, the goddamned Patriots being your returning champions, the preseason knee apocalypses of Jordy Nelson and Kelvin Benjamin, thousands

Haht of Dahkness: Down the Masshole

trollsoharduniversity - September 10, 2015September 11, 2015

Here we are: standing on the cusp of another season of Football. It seemed like the offseason stupidity might never end, but unless the world explodes between now and the start of tonight's game, it has indeed concluded. And all we have to endure is an NBC pregame show where

A Rational Response From A Patriot Fan

WCS - September 8, 2015September 8, 2015

FACK YOU! FACK YOU! FAAAACCCCCKKK YOU YOU FACKIN' FACKS! YOUAH AHLL JUST JAHLOUS OF GREAHTRIOTS NAHTION! WEAH SMAHRTAH, TAFFAH, HAHHAHDAH THAHN THE REST OF YOU FACKS! [dips entire can of Skoal Wintergreen] [[spits juice on passerby seven-year-old wearing a Yankees hat]] THESE WARLD WIDE LEADAH FACKS OWAH NUTHAN MOAH THAHN GOODELL CROHHNIES HIHHAHD

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