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  • Your “Finally! The Damn Exhibition Season Is About To Come To An End!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread

    Your “Finally! The Damn Exhibition Season Is About To Come To An End!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread

    September 1, 2016

    Judging by the response folks around here had of the game last night, this Week 4 slate is not football fan-friendly at all. No…

  • CramBeet?: St. Swithin’s Day Massacre Edition

    CramBeet?: St. Swithin’s Day Massacre Edition

    September 1, 2016

    /Vault door shudders and creaks, whines and slowly withdraws, rolling to one side //A dirty, disheveled man in a torn jumpsuit peers out from…

  • ALL HAIL BLEERGH: Your 2016 New England Patriots Preview

    ALL HAIL BLEERGH: Your 2016 New England Patriots Preview

    August 23, 2016

    [INT. – NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TRAINING CAMP.] [A full moon shines over the night sky at Gillette Stadium, as an eerie quiet settles over…

  • Your “Just Another Sign The Season Is Upon Us” Tuesday Open Thread

    Your “Just Another Sign The Season Is Upon Us” Tuesday Open Thread

    August 16, 2016

    NFL Roundup: plenty of news today Ugh. Fresh on the heels of the good news that Kenny Easley has been chosen by the Senior…

  • CrimeBeat!: Take 2 Edition

    CrimeBeat!: Take 2 Edition

    August 16, 2016

    So for the two of you who actually saw my post earlier, sorry for the headfake. I lost my grandfather last night (ironically, he…

  • Your “Hump Day Brings Us Closer To FOOTBAW!” Wednesday Open Thread

    Your “Hump Day Brings Us Closer To FOOTBAW!” Wednesday Open Thread

    August 3, 2016

    [edited to add banner pic and CFL game info] NFL News: Myles Jack has been moved up to first team reps at Jags camp.…

  • CrimeBeat!: Isn’t This Where We Came In? Edition

    CrimeBeat!: Isn’t This Where We Came In? Edition

    July 28, 2016

    Jeebus Cripes. As Albert Einstein (probably never) said, “When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute.…

  • DFO Bible Stories: The Ten Commandments

    DFO Bible Stories: The Ten Commandments

    June 14, 2016

    1I am the Lord your God. You shall have no other gods before Me.   2You shall not make for yourself a carved image.…

  • “Drafting For Character” and Other Spectacular Draft Lies

    “Drafting For Character” and Other Spectacular Draft Lies

    April 28, 2016

    TOP IMAGE from “Great Lies to Tell Small Kids” by Andy Riley. Highly recommended book. SO HERE WE ARE! It’s hours until the draft…

  • CrimeBeat!: The One With The Bourble

    CrimeBeat!: The One With The Bourble

    April 26, 2016

    Greetings, Starfighter. You have been drafted by the National Football League to defend the Shield against Xur and the Ko-dan Armada. God, I loved…

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