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[BOOK FLIES OPEN]: Andrew Luck Knows How to Read
It’s been a busy past few days in NFL News: Josh Norman signed with the [REDACTED]s and shortly thereafter admitted that he tried and…
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CrimeBeat!: Drafticipation Edition
OYEZ, OYEZ, OYEZ! The Honorable, the Right Reverend Electric Mayhem. All persons having business before this poorly-written, barely coherent pseudo-tabloid-news-show internet column are admonished…
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Your “C’mon Tournament – Start Now!” Open Thread
Free agency – hungover from the weekend edition. It sure seems like everybody in charge binge-drank last week, because the signing news today sure…
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Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Part 3: Cracks in the Foundation
Here was the thing about last week’s AFC Championship game — whichever quarterback won would need to face a week on Super Bowl Radio Row…
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Get Fired Up.
Hello all. Happy Friday Before Conference Championship Sunday. Lots of discussion about Manning-Brady 17 on the AFC side and the two best teams in the…
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First downs for Brady, Tom
OH HAI! I Tommy, I play foots ball! So excitement! Pretty wife put put out clothes, better change! OOO, SLIPPERS YAY! Now I…
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Manning v Brady
Al Michaels: MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY MANNING MANNING BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY MANNING MANNING YUUUUUUUUUUGE BRADY MANNING MANNING BRADY. Cris Collinsworth: This is crazy,…
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Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Scene 2: Manning, Matthews, and Terrorist News
It’s been over a month and half since the Boston Magazine story highlighting the relationship between Tom Brady and Dr Alex Guerrero. As was…
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Donald Trump Gets A Friendly Call
A phone rings in a spacious, luxurious apartment in Trump Tower. A large, dead caterpillar perched atop a molding orange answers. …
