2019 Quotables – Week 17 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 31, 2019December 30, 2019

This is it, folks. The end of the regular season. And for most of your teams, Quotables is the last place you'll get to see "highlights" of your favorite team, outside of the Sports Illustrated team videos that come with your subscriptions [I assume, anyways]. As for me, if you haven't

2019 Quotables – Week 15 (Results)

blaxabbath - December 20, 2019December 20, 2019

Friday before Christmas time off (well, I need to run in on Monday to help deliver Adopt A Family stuff but that's fine because, overall, I'm a bad person so I could use the points) and I'm just here to get my work knocked out so I can begin shopping

Mouth Flies Open: DFO Mailbag #17

BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 18, 2019December 18, 2019

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. We're getting closer and closer to the inevitable Chiefs-Patriots AFC Championship matchup--AND spending

2019 Quotables – Week 15 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 18, 2019December 18, 2019

I wrote a lot yesterday so I'm shucking off word count requirements today. Plus I gave you a ninth bonus Quotable entry for Week 15 here. Do good.

2019 Quotables – Week 14 (Delayed Results)

blaxabbath - December 16, 2019December 15, 2019

I didn't do results on Friday because I unfortunately spent that morning putting down one of my dogs and enjoying the post-euthanasian day. So, if you're here for just Quotables Week 14 delayed results, feel free to jump to below (submissions here). Else, I'd like to share a brief story about

2019 Quotables – Week 14 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 9, 2019December 8, 2019

One interesting note, for whoever is going to be building the inevitable [DFO] wikipedia page, it appears that 2019, Week 13 was the first-ever Quotables-less week since the feature's inception. Doesn't matter. No one cares. Remember that from The Office? When Amy Adams is selling the handbags and Dwight and Michael are

2019 Quotables – Week 12 (Results)

blaxabbath - December 1, 2019November 30, 2019

I didn't get these up on Friday on account of I was driving home from Tucson. Still -- and I'm not naming who, Sill Bimmon -- went ahead and posted my incomplete draft. Anyways, the drive home was not as bad as the drive down but, that said, this was

2019 Quotables – Week 12 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 26, 2019November 26, 2019

I'm running a bit behind because I'm taking off tomorrow to drive blaxito & fam to Tucson so he can spend the next week or so at Grandma's house. I've still got some "work" on my desk to wrap up and then a Thanksgiving story so -- look, it doesn't

2019 Quotables – Week 11 (Results)

blaxabbath - November 22, 2019November 22, 2019

Damn. So Mitch Trubisky sure became an easy target during this weeks Quotables submissions (which can be seen here). I didn't see that coming. I mean, I'm no expert but I've never been high on the guy nor understood how the Bears used the second overall pick in the draft

2019 Quotables – Week 11 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 18, 2019

Alright! I don't even think we need to wait for tonight's Chefs/Heretics MNF tilt to get to YOUR Week 11 Quotables submissions. Also, I'm not gonna waste your time with a further write up today. So just go ahead and get participationing.

2019 Quotables – Week 10 (Results)

blaxabbath - November 15, 2019November 15, 2019

It's only week 10 and Brandon Rudolph makes his second Quotables banner image appearance. Now, I'm not telling any guy who is 5-5 and just lost to the #THEPAULS how to do his job but, you know, being associated with this [DFO] feature is generally what I would call a

2019 Quotables – Week 10 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 12, 2019November 12, 2019

Here's the deal, I think today's entries are an improvement on last week's. Therefore, I am phoning in the text portion of this post. Please see your Week 10 Quotables submissions below.