Your Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Ep 6 & 7 Recap and Open Thread

Welcome back to the Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Open Thread! As you know, we've had technical difficulties, so tonight's Open Thread captures what happened in Episode 6 and in Episode 7. Don't worry, they've REALLY milked the episodes, so we didn't miss much. *** What Happened? The Boys got their bonfire. There

Your Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Ep 5 Recap and Open Thread

Welcome back to the Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Open Thread! Let's get right to it! *** What Happened? The Boys got their bonfire. Eliminations. Threesome. Girls got a new bonfire. Yes, you read that correctly. There was a threesome. Surprise surprise, it involved Kendal and Alexcys. Let's get to it. *** Was

Your Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Ep 4 Recap and Open Thread

Welcome back to the Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Open Thread! Let's get right to it! *** What Happened? Kendal boned Alexcys. That much is obvious. As to where he boned her (besides his bedroom) is unknown. However, unless he employed the rarely-used missionary-anal technique, I'm guessing it was the traditional location.

Your Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Ep 3 Recap and Open Thread

Welcome back to the Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Open Thread! Let's get right to it! *** What Happened? They really milked the shit out of this episode. We only got to see the rest of the bonfire videos, the couples asking their singles out for the second date, and then the actual

Your Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Ep 1 Recap and Open Thread

So a REALLY funny thing happened last week! We found out by listening through the very thin walls of the DFO clubhouse that one of our DFO commentists (identity hidden to protect the perverted) had a professional appointment with one of the singles featured on the show! It was only

Your Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Open Thread

You can tell that 2021 is already a better year than 2020 because TEMPTATION ISLAND is back!!! Yes, it's true that we can have nice things even though we masturbate. Back again as host is the dreamy Mark L. Walberg. That blue shirt matches his eyes. Perfect. The first episode is

Mouth Flies Open: DFO Mailbag #17

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. We're getting closer and closer to the inevitable Chiefs-Patriots AFC Championship matchup--AND spending