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2020 Quotables – Week 3 (Results)
What can I say? Regardless of the reason, Big Dick Vic refusing to shake hands after TNF is very 2020. Goodness — if you…
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2020 Quotables – Week 3 (Submissions)
Did I “watch” football this weekend? Not really. A couple plays here and there but, overall, I didn’t pick good games to broadcast on…
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2020 Quotables – Week 2 (Results)
I’ve never kept the NEXT GENERATION STATS on Quotables because, though I think there may be some interesting nuggets on the trends, no one…
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2020 Quotables – Week 2 (Submissions)
New stadiums and injuries are all the talk, I understand, this season. Me? I recently found out I’ve been in a fantasy league I…
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2020 Quotables – Week 1 (Results)
Not my kind of humour (dead hookers, interracial group sex jokes, and vilifying the wealthy — c’mon!) but you all came through with [DFO]’s…
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2020 Quotables – Week 1 (Submissions)
Man, Quotables has historically gotten a lot of mileage out of fan shots. With the WUFLU stealing our 2nd Amendment or whatever, I’m leaning…
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Vital Contest Information! READ THIS NOW!
Have you ever wanted to own a gently-used Fleshlight? Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to have a gently-used Fleshlight displayed…
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Horatio’s DFO 2020 Will Never End Mock Draft 2.0 And Open Thread
Greetings, fellow shut-ins. We like to use the term ‘shut-ins’ around here to mock our propensity for staying indoors on our various devices while…
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2019 Quotables – The Big Game (Results)
Hey all. So I kinda got tied up with #reallife stuff last week and didn’t quite get your Quotables results out. Anyways, I just…
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2019 Quotables – The Big Game (Submissions)
You know, the problem with Super Bowl week is that by Tuesday morning here, you’ve already seen all the gifs. So, in one regard,…
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