Huzzah, we are back for another helping: Arizona State (+8.5) at Unded Bill Snyders (7:00, ESPN) Poor little Sparky, 7-2 and absolutely nobody is buying it. Oregon (-14) at Wisconsin (7:30, NBC) Another week, another super-extensive, prime-time turd for NBC. On top of Notre Dame playing a schedule that would make a decent high
Game Preview
16 Nov 2024 – JV NFL Thread (Part 1)
No EPL this morning, international break. Here is your lukewarm tofu-based menu for today: Steerfuckers South (-13.5) at Pig Sooey (Noon, ABC) I can't figure the Hawgs out, but here's hoping they make a better showing today than I expect. Team Secular Big Love (+11.5) at Colorado (Noon, Fox) Utes keep coming up short,
Night of Eternal Darkness JV Thread
Fuck off, humanity. Also, STILL none of us deserve cheerleader pics. Alabama (-3) at LSU (7:30, ABC) Playoff elimination game, and the type of fixture where Brian Kelly tends to step on a rake. Washington (+13) at Paedo State (8:00, Peacock) Be nice if tOSU would beat these jackasses for the 2nd straight week,
Guess I Will Keep Doing These – 9 Nov JV Preview
Evening of Nothingness Open Thread
Hey, if you thought Dayime Slate was rough, wait until you see what Satan's got cooking LATE! Bonfire Cult (-3) at South Cakalaky (7:30, ABC) I'm a little surprised A&M is favoUred here. Does one REALLY trust them in a nighttime road fixture, against a mid-level SEC opponent? I sure doesn't. Troi Boiz
November 2024 Spawned – Weak Footy Slate
THREE SHORT DAYS before the possible self-implosion of American society as we know/love/tolerate it. And we can't even get a full, distracting slate of fixtures. OK, Barcodes and Gooners to start (8:30, USA) ain't too bad. But then USA shows...Sham Town and Everton?? (11:00). Even HIPPO won't enjoy watching that car
Footy Footy Everywhere – The Aforementioned Second Part
Footy Footy Everywhere – A Discussion in Two Parts
Yet Another Nighttime FITBAW Thread
Are you as excite as I am?? MAYBE!! LSU (-2.5) at Arkansas (7:00, ESPN) This is a tricky spot for the Tiggs. Pig Sooey absolutely despises LSU, and they've already bared their piggy teeth by beating Tennessee. It's nice to have a week where one can enthusiastically root against Brian Kelly. Georgia (+4.5) at Texas
Mandatorium Eve JV NFL Goodness
Do NOT forget! Report to the Clubhouse by 9:30a EST tomorrow. or serious imaginary consequences shall ensue. Florida (+15.5) at Tennessee (7:00, ESPN) It seems like 15+ years since this game actually meant something, other than to demonstrate the fashion risk of the coloUr orange. tOSU (-3) at Oregon (7:30, NBC) Will this one be
October 2024 “JV Alone” Footed Ball Funsies
Because the current Darkest Timeline isn't enough for my asshole brain, I am reading Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72 at present. Holy shit, was that drug-addled lunatic ever a unique and insightful author. Highly recommended. Now, to the games. Hopefully, you remembered to sleep in. South Cakalaky
5 October 2024 – a JV NFL Eveninging
Did you enjoy the early happenings? I sure nuff did. Or maybe I didn't. I am writing this Friday afternoon. Clemson (-14.5) at Florida State (7:00, ESPN) This could be interesting, if the Semenholes had a quartered back. But they don't even have the well-below-cromulent DJ Ukelele no MOAR. They's right fucked. Tennessee