Everton are Freeeeeee(dkin)! and Other FITBAW Matters

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King Hippo - December 21, 2024December 19, 2024

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So much going on in sportsball. Uncle Teddy takes a one-Saturday ciggy break, to celebrate ball-gargling, money-laundering, fuckhead fraud Fahrad Moshiri finally OUT of my beloved club. There is no way The Friedkin Group can be any worse, despite being American-led. FUN FACT! If Dyche gets sacked in the morning agter

Week 15 Late Afternoon Fixtures (2024)

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King Hippo - December 15, 2024December 15, 2024

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DonT has passed me the baton, which I shall pass back for SNF. Apparently, this is "broadcaster experiment" week at The Shield, with both CBS and Fox putting on doubleheaders (so all kickoffs are 4:25, instead of the typical split with 4:05). What a time to be alive. Fat Humps (+4.5)

Saturday Night De-Motivational – Doing the Percentages

King Hippo - December 14, 2024December 13, 2024

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Did you ever stop to think how much of life is absolute bullshit? Depending on my mood, I would say 95% to 98%. Cats and football are unequivocally good. Can't say that about almost anything else. And boy, this Saturday is a bleak reminder of the February still to come. Not

Conference Championship Nihilism Nite!

King Hippo - December 7, 2024December 7, 2024

Man, have these games been bad (I am typing this during GA/TX, which hopefully at least keeps me awake). We'll have PLAYOFFS come 13 days from now, and enough Dec/Jan FITBAW to take one's mind off....you know. Society and shit. Marshall (+5) at Louisiana-Lafayette – Sun Belt Championship (7:30, ESPN) When I

Saturday De-motivational #1

King Hippo - December 7, 2024December 4, 2024

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Maybe I will keep doing this once the games stop, and I need something to write about. Take it away, Onion scientists! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bex5LyzbbBE Yeah, no arguing with the data. At least we have some mild distractions: Iowa State (+2) v. Arizona State - Big Twalve Championship, JerralWorld (Noon, ABC) New blood, indeed. Shit, Cornpone

Another JV NFL Night Thread – 30 Nov 2024

King Hippo - November 30, 2024November 29, 2024

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Hooray, we made it to NFL eve. Still some decent action on offer in the JV weight class! Purdue (+29) at Indiana (7:00, FS1) Hoosiers need a "statement win" for the playoff committee. Not saying they *MUST* cover the hellacious spread, but they'd be advised to leave no doubts. Steerfuckers North (+6) at

JV NFL to End November 2024

King Hippo - November 30, 2024November 30, 2024

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Ugh, it is soooooo close to December. No me gusta. Yes, I am still being a Bitter Blue about the Prem. Such is life. Michigan (+19.5) at tOhio State (Noon, FOX) Coach Samsquanch finally gets the monkey off his back, but I think this is an easy Wolverines cover. Think 23-10 or some shit

Thanksgiving 2024 FITBAW – Part teh Second

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King Hippo - November 28, 2024November 27, 2024

Welcome BACK to Murrika's favoUrite holiday, where we celebrate Native American slaughter by eating more than a third world family does in a year, getting blackout drunk, and falling asleep watching good old American FITBAW! Scotchy continues to be annoyed by non-sportsball matters, so I am stepping in. Don't worry, I

Thanksgiving 2024 FITBAW – Part teh First

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King Hippo - November 28, 2024November 28, 2024

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Welcome to Murrika's favoUrite holiday, where we celebrate Native American slaughter by eating more than a third world family does in a year, getting blackout drunk, and falling asleep watching good old American FITBAW! Scotchy continues to be annoyed by non-sportsball matters, so I am stepping in. Don't worry, I am tired

Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

litre_cola - November 24, 2024November 24, 2024

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Oh, Hai! Yep we have substitute teachers all over this Sunday! They selected the two futbol freaks who also have mental problems when it comes to their respective NFL teams. I believe Rev was laughing at me pacing like a lunatic last year in Vegas during an Eagles game. During this visit

Substitute Week 12 Late Afternoon Window Thread

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King Hippo - November 24, 2024November 24, 2024

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We laughed, we cried, we maybe self-abused and then took a nap. Disgusting perverts. Here's your sub-optimal, 3-game late window: Donks (-5.5) at Raiduhs (4:05, CBS) It would be very, very Denver Broncos to break Vegas' 6-game, putrid losing streak. But it's really just a matter of containing Brock Bowers (dunno if they

Substitute Week 12 Early Window NFL Thread

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King Hippo - November 24, 2024November 24, 2024

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Good morning, reprobates. Scotchy had some fresh hobos to skinfamily bidness to take care of, so y'all stuck with me. You get paroled for SNF, when Litre takes over. To the action! Vikings (-3.5) at Bearistocrats (Fox) Touch of Downs continues to show signs of hard regression to the paste-eater we all