Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 13: The 1970 Bond Bug

The Maestro - April 6, 2023April 5, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! You wanna know some fucking FACTS about football? Well, I'll fuckin' tell you: with the Showboats listed at +500 to win the USFL title, that's a good fuckin'

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 12: The 1966 Peel Trident

The Maestro - March 30, 2023March 29, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! Just over two weeks out from the start of the USFL season and nobody still has a fucking clue what's going on. Who the hell's gonna start at

27Mar23 – Warhammer books and videos for your deep diving pleasure

ArmedandHammered - March 27, 2023March 27, 2023

Evening all, I hope everyone is doing well, I am currently on vacation 189 miles south of BC Dicks bowling alley in Manson WA. Heading to Walla Walla on Friday. Since I am on vacation and doing A LOT of reading - 6 books since last Friday I thought I

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 11: The 1963 Chrysler Turbine

The Maestro - March 23, 2023March 22, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! LOOK WHAT I STOLE FROM THAT FUCKIN' WOP'S GARAGE! God DAMN, this is gonna be AWESOME. First I take this show from him, now I'm getting his rides!

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 10: The 1961 Amphicar

The Maestro - March 16, 2023March 15, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! All eyes on basketball this week, which I guess means that I'll be a little distracted from thinking about my old man passing last week. Great dude, that

Losing Your Mind Can BE fuN

DJ TAJ - March 14, 2023February 27, 2023

I was left for dead on the side of the road. I decided I would not even try to get up, just going to lay here. Go ahead laugh at me, they are. People stepped right over me on their way to self importance, One lady asked if I was dead

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 9: The 1957 King Midget Model 3

The Maestro - March 9, 2023March 8, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! LOOKS LIKE THAT STUPID INTERNET ASSHOLE IS LOSIN' FUCK TONS OF MONEY AGAIN. No, not THAT stupid internet asshole, the OTHER one. With the bad jokes and all

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 8: The 1957 Waterman Aerobile

The Maestro - March 2, 2023March 1, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! Just a month and a half out from the season opener against Philly. God, that gets my balls throbbin'. Or maybe that's just dehydration. Whatever. Feels great all

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 7: The 1942 L’Oeuf Electrique

The Maestro - February 23, 2023February 22, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! The mother-fuckin' USFL is back!!! Wait, fuck, apparently that's the XFL. Who the fuck knows anymore. Look, you're kidding yourself if you think you can remember the difference

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 6: The 1933 Fuller Dymaxion

The Maestro - February 16, 2023February 15, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! The NFL is over? FUCK. You mean I gotta WORK now to get geared up for the USFL? Son of a BITCH. These shitmonglers know that they're makin'

TALES FROM THE METEOR! — Retirement

Alex_Demote - February 9, 2023February 9, 2023

Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we hate both teams at a level that rivals a lefty's hatred for regular-shaped scissors. For others, our seething hatred of one team is more than enough

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 5: The 1921 Leyat Helica

The Maestro - February 9, 2023February 8, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! I don't give a fuck about the Super Bowl. Never have, never will. Ain't never won it ONCE in my whole goddamn career. Fuckin' fancy pricks. Bet they don't even