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Ballsy’s Cocktail of the Week: Filling in the Mexican Way…
As y’all may know, Sharky is out in our nation’s Island State enjoying the sunshine, ocean, and resort drinks. While he’s out there living…
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Expectations or maybe I just need another beer: New Orleans Saints bye week update
Start here… What is expectation? A dream, an illusion? A stone dead goddamn lie? When you expect something to happen, it never does. Expectations…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Doer of Deeds
It always rains. Call it a midlife crisis. Call it getting into drugs late in life. Hey maybe it was just time to admit…
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Vikings Team Preview: The Defense gets Addressed.
banner image via [intro Vikings team quarters] /Coach Kevin O’Connell addresses the entire team Coach O’Connell: “Holy geez guys! We’re gonna have a super…
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Nobody’s Chargers 2023 Season Preview: The Happiest Place
INTERIOR – DISNEYLAND PARKING LOT, ANAHEIM, CA – MORNING JUSTIN HERBERT: Oh boy oh boy! I’m so excited to finally get that authentic Hollywood…
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No Exit: Your 2023 New England Patriots Season Preview
SCENE: A locker room in retro Foxboro Stadium style. A massive, oversized, but dinged up Lombardi Trophy stands alone in a dusty display case.…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo Presents the [Door Flies Open] 2023 Guide to Fantasy Football Names!
Long-winded? Yes. Self-explanatory? Also yes. Will I still explain it? Third yes. Welcome to a longstanding tradition passed down the years through various websites…
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Saints Preview/ Nobody knows where he came from and nobody cared.
As the morning fog lifts we are able to see a building with a strange figure knocking at a solitary door. From inside a…
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Your 2023 Yinzer Forecast:
I apologize in advance for the litany of “Pickett’s charge” memes we may be exposed to going forward. This isn’t to say PICKETT’S GAHNTA SUPERBOWL all…
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Last WAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH of the off season – Monday night thread
Per Usual: Images and links are from Lexicanum Last Warhammer post due to pre-season cranking up bringing us closer and closer to the sweet…