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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Who wants to get Stupid? The Hot Wing Gauntlet Challenge
Good morning folks. Good to be back after a lovely week off. Thanks again to Game Time Decision for stepping in and for also…
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 18: The 2013 Youabian Puma
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 17: The 2009 Covini C6W
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 16: The 2005 Citroën C3 Pluriel
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…
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The Karen Carpenter of Warhammer posts.
All, as I had the day off, not according to my company, but I acted as if I did, I forgot about the Warhammer…
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Chapter 5: Alive in Dove Valley
Russell Wilson awoke to the sound of Sports Center. Clean white sheets and sanitary plastic bed-rails enshrined him. He heard the sound of his…
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Chapter 4: Beneath Dove Valley
Russell Wilson awoke to the sensation of dripping water. As his hands searched for purchase on the slick stone floor, they scraped across several…
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Chapter 3: Dove Valley Elementary
The school’s front doors weren’t supposed to be unlocked, but they opened freely at Russell Wilson’s touch. The heavy metal doors clacked closed as…
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Chapter 2: Searching Dove Valley
The pale glow of the parking lot’s fluorescent light poles grew in the distance as Russell Wilson approached. Their brightness overpowered the dim trail…
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Chapter 1: Awake in Dove Valley
Russell Wilson’s golf cart tumbled helplessly, carried ever downward by the slope of the 5th green’s approach. The sand trap’s embrace was no softer…