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Chapter 3: Dove Valley Elementary
The school’s front doors weren’t supposed to be unlocked, but they opened freely at Russell Wilson’s touch. The heavy metal doors clacked closed as…
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Chapter 2: Searching Dove Valley
The pale glow of the parking lot’s fluorescent light poles grew in the distance as Russell Wilson approached. Their brightness overpowered the dim trail…
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Chapter 1: Awake in Dove Valley
Russell Wilson’s golf cart tumbled helplessly, carried ever downward by the slope of the 5th green’s approach. The sand trap’s embrace was no softer…
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 15: The 1983 Glenfrome Facet
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…
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17Apr2023 – Warhammer Monday Evening Open Thread – “Have we got a video?”
Per Usual: Images and links are from Lexicanum or the Warhammer 40k wiki Except for those from youtube of course. No actual items to…
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 14: The 1975 Bricklin SV-1
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…
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10Apr23 – Warhammer Open Thread – I am Kroot
Per Usual: Images and links are from Lexicanum or the Warhammer 40k wiki So due to my ennui and addiction to Satisfactory, I feel…
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 13: The 1970 Bond Bug
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 12: The 1966 Peel Trident
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…
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27Mar23 – Warhammer books and videos for your deep diving pleasure
Evening all, I hope everyone is doing well, I am currently on vacation 189 miles south of BC Dicks bowling alley in Manson WA. …