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Sunday Gravy with DJ TAJ!: I think I broke a tooth
The lizards are crawling on my face and eating my eyes. Failure is indeed an option and I have chosen most unwisely, again, Shit…
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A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!
Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…
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Your “How the Hell Is it Mardi Gras?” Open Night Chatty-Chat
Seriously. T-Swift can’y even stand yet after post-Owl celebrations her and Travis have been doing, and it’s friggin’ Lent tomorrow. On Valentine’s Day! Anyway,…
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The WAAAAAAAGHHHHHH is back, baby!
The football season is ending, only an Owl left to watch, which I will watch, but only if I can get a new supply…
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Your Yinzer/Wing How Did We Get Here Playoff Afternoon Thread
Well… For the life of me, I still cannot piece together this season. We saw QB2s all the way to QB102, all of…
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The Education Continues in the Dallas Cowboys QB Room
Interior Dallas Cowboys practice facility in Frisco Texas. Enter Offensive Coordinator Kellen Moore: Kellen Moore: “Hey Scott! How we doing today?” Enter Scott Tolzein…
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Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread
Ahoy-yoy! I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They’re 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any…
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Ballsy’s Cocktail of the Week: Filling in the Mexican Way…
As y’all may know, Sharky is out in our nation’s Island State enjoying the sunshine, ocean, and resort drinks. While he’s out there living…
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Expectations or maybe I just need another beer: New Orleans Saints bye week update
Start here… What is expectation? A dream, an illusion? A stone dead goddamn lie? When you expect something to happen, it never does. Expectations…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Doer of Deeds
It always rains. Call it a midlife crisis. Call it getting into drugs late in life. Hey maybe it was just time to admit…