Note to self: Next time I take a picture for use as a banner, make sure to turn the damned phone sideways as profile pics don't upload so good. Oh well, kill me for having to scroll a bit.
I know I've taken a break from Midweek Rations, but I just
Happy (Almost) Independence Day! I hope yeahright is the only one who has to work today, and that no one is cruel enough to make you have to work tomorrow.
As you may have read elsewhere on the internets, the king of 4th of July celebrations put out a public service
Can't fool you guys, you're too smart. Yep, it's Independence Day weekend. Uncle Sam might not officially turn 241 until Tuesday, but we're celebrating the whole damned weekend.
So find your beverage of choice, grab your flag (I said FLAG!!!!!!)....and let's do this.
Sexy, Patriotic, Red, White and Blue Girls is the
Canadians don't get to talk about American military history enough. It's a shame, too, because there's a lot of it there - schoolchildren get to talk about the world wars and Native rebellions quite a bit, but there's only one high-school course available in Ontario on American history. All the
Well, folks, after 15 weeks, it's getting almost impossible to keep finding material that meets our necessary violence and obscurity requirements to write about. So as such, I'll be wrapping up This Week In Violence! with a bang as we finally return home stateside to check out a sport that never
You can probably use your fingers to count the genuinely distinctive beer styles invented here in the United States, even if you're Jim Abbott. American brewers have shown a terrific facility for re-invention, for better (American IPAs!) and worse (the "great pilsner taste" of Miller Lite!). New ideas are fewer and farther
[Ed. Note--New School Zero sent me an email from the not too distant future--only a few days, in fact, but he said it was important. So, here you go!]
Dear Packers Shareholders,
I would like to announce to you today that I am a happily married man. I didn't plan on this