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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 6: The 1933 Fuller Dymaxion
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Boots On The Ground – Texas Edition
Note to self: Next time I take a picture for use as a banner, make sure to turn the damned phone sideways as profile…
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4th of July Weekend NFL Player PSAs
Happy (Almost) Independence Day! I hope yeahright is the only one who has to work today, and that no one is cruel enough to…
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TGISF…aka Your “Happy Birthday ‘Murrica” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Can’t fool you guys, you’re too smart. Yep, it’s Independence Day weekend. Uncle Sam might not officially turn 241 until Tuesday, but we’re celebrating…
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Historical Badasses: Henry Knox
Canadians don’t get to talk about American military history enough. It’s a shame, too, because there’s a lot of it there – schoolchildren get…
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This Week In Violence! Presents SlamBall
Well, folks, after 15 weeks, it’s getting almost impossible to keep finding material that meets our necessary violence and obscurity requirements to write about.…
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Quickie: A Special Message to Packers Shareholders
[Ed. Note–New School Zero sent me an email from the not too distant future–only a few days, in fact, but he said it was…