DFO radio

Request Line: Spycraft

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EXT. BOCA RATON, FLORIDA - DAY BILL BELICHICK: Grumble grumble have you guys watched the Americans it's pretty good. PETE CARROLL: And have the Rand Corporation track my viewing habits?  No thanks, man. ANDY REID: [looks up from bucket of fried chicken] PETE CARROLL: I do enjoy Mr. Robot, though. JIM CALDWELL: As do I. BILL BELICHICK:

DFO Radio: Shock The Monkey

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Good morning!  Or good afternoon if you're on the east coast.  Or good...day if you're on DFO standard time.  I hope nobody's hurting too bad from yesterday's revelry and can have some more fun instead of just spending the holiday recovering.  I'll be exhibiting my patriotism by going to the

Request Line: Shock The Monkey

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INT. RADIO BOOTH - DAY BEANSIE: EEEKK! DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM: Hi folks, it's me, Beansie!  I'm back from my vacation in Jamaica.  Right in time for another holiday weekend! BEANSIE: EEEK EEEK. DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM: Oh man, you wouldn't believe some of the shit I saw.  Of course, I was so blazed the whole time

Request Line: The Wreckage of the Larry Fitzgerald

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What's long, slippery, and full of semen?  An overtime game in a snowstorm between the Vikings and Buccaneers!  Ha ha, get it? Hi folks, I'm Super Bowl winning quarterback (no, not this year) and two-time MVP Aaron Rodgers.  As you might have heard, I really, really, really love women.  I mean,

DFO Radio: Yo Soy Requesta

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As some of you might have seen in yesterday's open thread, the illustrious Mrs. Deadly is gone for the week, so I'll be trying to make the most of my temporary bachelorhood this week.  That most likely entails rekindling my relationship with our neglected* Playstation and thinning out the herd

DFO Radio: I Believe It’s FitzMagic

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This morning featured a relatively rare astronomical event - the transit of Mercury.  A transit is basically the same thing as an eclipse, except whatever is crossing in front of the sun is small enough that it doesn't block out the whole thing.  The first transit I saw was of Venus

DFO Radio: Don’t You Want Me, Baby?

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So in very happy news for Myles Jack, his green room slide ended very abruptly when he was taken by the Jacksonville Jaguars with the 36th pick of the NFL draft.  It was probably reassuring to Jack to be taken by a up-and-coming franchise (this is not a joke, I