Request Line: I’m Seein’ Stars Here!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 4, 2016March 4, 2016

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WES WELKER: [sits in radio booth with a dazed expression] PRODUCER: [through earpiece] Come on, Wes. Introduce the segment. WELKER: [blinks, glances around] PRODUCER: Shit. Connor, go in there and poke him with something. CONNOR: [enters the radio booth and pokes WES WELKER on the shoulder] WELKER: [turns, smiles broadly] Hey! Welcome! It looks like

DFO Radio: Air Guitar

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 2, 2016March 2, 2016

An incredibly handsome, yet thoroughly disheveled blogger shambles into his office after a long journey. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [sets down baggage] RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [removes crumpled boarding pass from pocket, is one again amused to find flight confirmation code started with "RTD"] RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [sets head down on desk] Ten minutes pass. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [sits up, runs hands through hair] RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [blearily rubs red

DFO Request Line: Songs to Play Air Guitar to

laserguru - February 26, 2016

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If anyone ever tells you that they've never played air guitar don't believe them. Everybody has played air guitar. Nuns play air guitar. Al Qaeda plays air guitar, shit the pope plays air guitar and he can fucking shred it up. Ever play air drums on the steering wheel when

DFO Radio: February Almost Done

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Don T - February 22, 2016February 22, 2016

This blues playlist from last Friday features John Lee Hooker, B.B. King, Son House, Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Freddie King, Stevie Ray Vaughan; a boatload of Mississippi Fred McDowell and Billie Holiday. Lest this group be accused of being too Smithsonian-y, some Thunder, JJ Cale & Leon Russell,

Request Line: February Done Me Wrong

Don T - February 19, 2016February 19, 2016

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February is not over yet and the main story after the Super Bowl has been on Peyton Manning’s alleged testicles. Every offseason is the worst, but this one started on an honest-to-goodness deep funk. Broncos fans may differ; I hope all their keys fall down a sewer. Destiny toyed with the Steelers,

DFO Radio: I’m Outta Here

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 15, 2016February 14, 2016

When Request Line was published last week, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was in Texas, enjoying a "hunting trip" that probably consisted of little more than skeet shooting with live birds. And now he's dead. It was entirely a coincidence that the wife and I popped open a bottle of

Request Line: I’m Outta Here with Cam Newton

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 12, 2016February 10, 2016

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SWING SHIFT DISK JOCKEY: ...and closing things out with "Crimson and Clover" by Tommy James and the Shondells. That's it for me for today, folks. We've got a special treat coming up in the next hour, Super Bowl, um, participant Cam Newton will be taking over to take your requests and

DFO Radio: Rob Ryan’s Rockin’ All Hallow’s Eve

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 30, 2015October 29, 2015

Happy Halloween everybody! Stay safe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhSc8qVMjKM&list=PLM8nWenhx6H_kwH_RKKhkH8bYvcTeqL13

Request Line: Rob Ryan’s Rockin’ All Hallow’s Eve

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 28, 2015October 27, 2015

ROB RYAN: AWWOOOOWOOOOWOOOOOOO!!!! DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM: Hello, and welcome to a surprise midseason edition of Request Line! I'm your special host Rob Ryan, and today we'll be taking requests for your favorite Halloween songs. ROB RYAN: [mournful howl] DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM: I'd like to take this opportunity to personally apologize for the quality

Tony Romo Sings The Hits Of Cat Stevens

SonOfSpam - September 23, 2015September 23, 2015

Hey, Cowboys fans! Depressed because yet another season has gone down in flames thanks to your brittle quarterback? Wondering what to do with your Sundays to avoid watching Brandon Weeden shit the bed? Well, here at K-Hel Records, we have your answer! Since he can't sling a ball for a while,

DFO Radio: Do Your Worst!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - September 7, 2015September 7, 2015

Last week Monty This Seems Strange to me took over Request Line, and for some inexplicable reason decided to collect requests for the worst songs ever. As such, I do not expect anyone to have much interest in listening to this week's edition of DFO Radio, but these airwaves won't...uh...broadcast themselves,

DFO Request Line: Do Your Worst

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montythisseemsstrangetome - September 4, 2015August 31, 2015

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I was in the car the other day and the 1990 pop classic "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips came on the radio. As I was nostalgically transported back to a more innocent time in my life, I became aware that this is probably the worst, most god-awful song of all