DFO Radio: I’m Seein’ Stars Here!

I decided that in lieu of coming up with any original content for this post (I'm planning to blow my wad on this week's installment of the Usual Suspensions) I would repost Entropy's story of his adventure at the Coors Convention.  Enjoy.  Playlist of last week's Request Line is at

Request Line: I’m Seein’ Stars Here!

WES WELKER: [sits in radio booth with a dazed expression] PRODUCER: [through earpiece] Come on, Wes.  Introduce the segment. WELKER: [blinks, glances around] PRODUCER: Shit.  Connor, go in there and poke him with something. CONNOR: [enters the radio booth and pokes WES WELKER on the shoulder] WELKER: [turns, smiles broadly] Hey!  Welcome!  It looks like