Guttersnipe

BC Dick - January 10, 2023January 10, 2023

One late morning last week, seated in my motor-carriage and travelling to-wards a local restaurant in search of sustenance to break the night’s fast, I spotted a chunk of slush in the roadway. It being almost directly in my tire’s path I decided that the best slush is mushed slush

My 900th Post

ballsofsteelandfury - January 9, 2023January 8, 2023

I can't believe I've actually made it to 900! That's something Houston cannot say. I've thought long and hard about what to put into this post and I've decided I've got nothing. I thought about doing a post talking about the past and my favourite posts but I'm not really

Boots on the Ground: The Crazy House! Part 2

Fronkenshteen - January 5, 2023January 4, 2023

DETOX, SUICIDE WATCH, AND "WELCOME TO CAT 5" Unfortunately, this is the portion of my journey I am the most unfamiliar with for a variety of reasons, so my recollections will be recounted to you as they exist in my head; in brief snatches experienced in varying degrees of lucidity. Thank

Balls Magazine Volume 2

ballsofsteelandfury - January 5, 2023December 30, 2022

It was 7 AM on a Sunday morning and I was headed to Palm Springs to play in a tournament. Tee time was at 10 and I wanted to get there early to properly warm up. The beautiful thing about driving east on a Sunday morning is that you can

Your 2023 AVN Awards Preview Post

ballsofsteelandfury - January 4, 2023January 8, 2023

Yes, get ready for the traffic to start rolling in. It's that time of year again! For the first time since COVID, the AVN Awards will be held live in Las Vegas on the first weekend in January. Talk about bringing in the new year with a bang! I'm sorry.

Balls Magazine Volume 1

ballsofsteelandfury - January 2, 2023December 30, 2022

I was inspired by Brick's image that he posted on Sexy Friday and which is now the banner picture for this post. Instead of doing the New Year Resolutions post like I've done in previous years, I've decided to switch up the format and document my 2023 goal of getting

Dr. Love gets another.

litre_cola - December 27, 2022

Hi! This would normally be the slot for guttersnipe but I believe my BIL has fallen in love with another slot therefore he is noticeably absent. Very happy for him as now when I visit I'll not have to clean up before settling in to a weekend of booze and weed.

Your 2026 World Cup Immodest Proposal

ballsofsteelandfury - December 17, 2022December 11, 2022

In his 2022 World Cup Quarterfinal Open Thread, the esteemed Mr. King Hippo, Esq. came up with a pretty good idea for how to handle the addition of 16 teams for the next World Cup to be hosted in Canadia, México, and the United States in 2026. When you have

Balls’ History Of The World: Part 1

ballsofsteelandfury - December 13, 2022December 11, 2022

Before we get started, I feel we need an appropriate intro: https://youtu.be/AILiI6f83L8 This post came about because this YouTube video popped up on my feed: https://youtu.be/Zlz4QgpOSw0 I got interested and then went down a rabbit hole that has led to this post. I found that I disagree with the YouTube video. It appears to

Your MNF Open thread. Now with more balls!

ballsofsteelandfury - December 12, 2022December 11, 2022

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Your friendly Northern Ontario neighborhood hobo enthusiast is not able to take care of tonight's Open Thread as he has some pressing business to attend to. Trust me, I don't ask questions I don't want to know the answer to. That's a good life lesson right there. Seriously, there are some

Guttersnipe

BC Dick - December 6, 2022December 6, 2022

In these, the dog days of the bowling season, there isn’t much excitement floating around the lanes. Just wet feet and spilt beer mixed with fried dough and the pungent tang of one old lady’s A535. At least I hope that’s what’s emitting such a stench. To keep the mind

Boots on the Ground: The Crazy House!

Fronkenshteen - November 30, 2022December 1, 2022

I awakened curled in a ball on the floor at the foot of the bed in my kids’ playroom, shivering under an open window, blanketless. I felt around blindly for my eyeglasses, and found them relatively quickly on the rug, propped against the closet door. I put them on and