NFL News

Your “Goodnight, Sweet Prince” Monday Evening Open Thread

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I just want to thank everyone who covered for me this weekend. Thanks for the brief vacation from the #content mines. NFL News: Disgusted at what his owner had become, Rob Gronkowski retired from the New England Patriots on Sunday. Gronk, seen right imitating his team owner's last trip to Florida,

Your “Just One More Day…” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: Clay Matthews is now a member of RAMMIT Nation. A two-year deal to return to his hallowed USC turf. Further upsetting WineWife is Randall Cobb to the Cowboys. It's one year for $5 million. AJ McCarron continues his mid-career collection of clipboards, signing on to be the Texans

Your “A Fraud Is A God Who’s Been Given The Nod” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: Blake Bortles - now BLAke Bortles the Ram. No terms, but he could do worse. Looking for worse is Vontaze Burfict, who is visiting the Raiders & GM Coach Jon Gruden. NFL.com takes a jab at former employee Mike Mayock by observing, "Mayock once called Burfict undraftable while

Your “Spring Break For Some” Monday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Nuggets: Retired: (voluntarily) Haloti Ngata - after 13 years with the Ravens, Lions & Eagles. Max Unger -  after 10 seasons with the Seahakws & Saints. Retired: (involuntarily): Vontaze Burfict - after 7 years with the Bengals. Actually, six years, given all the suspensions. Still playing: (surprisingly) Ryan Fitzpatrick

Your “Failing To Plan Is Planning To Fail” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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The district was short people this morning, so I got called in. Apologies for the haphazard presentation, but earning extra Spring Break drinking money will always take priority. NFL Nuggets: As expected, Blake Bortles & his lifetime 24-49 record were released by the Jags Tuesday evening. He's sure to latch on

Your “Hittin’ The Big Time” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: Free agency: Le'Veon Bell to the Jets - 4 years/$52.5 million. Adrian Peterson is staying with the [Redacteds] - 2 years/$8 million Earl Thomas to the Ravens - 4 years/$55 million. The Ravens play in Seattle this coming season. Mark Ingram to the Ravens - 3 years/$15 million.

Your “It’s All Garbage” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: Free agency updates: late-Monday:   Tyrann Mathieu to the Chiefs - 3 years/$42 million. Terrell Suggs to the Cardinals - one year/$7 million Tuesday: (up to 6:00PM ET) CJ Mosley to the Jets for $85 million ($51 million guaranteed) over 5 years. Sheldon Richardson to the Browns for three

Your “Why Don’t Stupid People Know They’re Stupid?” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: It sounds like the Raiders are pushing hard for Antonio Brown. Lord knows they've got spare first-round picks. John Gruden got off his knees long enough to say, "He’s the hardest working man, I think, in football," Gruden said. "Hardest working player I’ve ever seen practice, and I’ve

Your “It’s Really Kind of Quiet, If I Don’t Find Things That Interest Me” Monday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: Franchise tag update: The Texans have tagged Jadeveon Clowney. The difficulty lies in how to clarify his "tag", since he is listed as "DE/OLB". The defensive end tag sits at $17.128 million for one year. The linebacker tender is worth $15.443 million. Early Combine reports are that the Cardinals