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Why I Won’t Be Watching The NFL This Year: Your 2019 Homeless Raiders Season Preview
In Big Daddy Balls’ 2016 edition of “Why Your Team Sucks” for the Chicago Bears, the fan responses were a pretty standard collection of…
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Your “Nice Lid, Sid” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: kind of quiet today As expected, Antonio Brown has filed a second grievance with the NFL over his helmet. He is claiming…
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Your “Return Of The King” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Zeke is some pissed at Jerry Jones, after he found out his team’s owner made a “Zeke Who?” crack when asked about…
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Your 2019 Seattle Seahawks Preview
Rainy City Football Chums Walkthrough Here we are at the beginning of another new season and lo, what promise it holds. More replays! Endless…
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Your “I Guess I Should Do Something” First Preseason Game Thread
I’m giving Scotchy the night off. The man works hard, and shouldn’t be forced to labour under the aspersion there is meaning to the…
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Your “Lather, Rinse, Repeat” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Josh Gordon has filed for reinstatement to the NFL. If reinstated, he immediately becomes eligible for further punishment from his December 20th…
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Your “Hey – I Thought We Fired That Guy?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Ryan Fitzpatrick is the scheduled starter for Miami in their first pre-season game this Thursday against Atlanta. Josh Rosen seems to be…
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Your Wednesday Evening “Reporting For Duty, Sir!” Open Thread
NFL Notes: 18 teams begin full training camps today. 13 have veterans reporting; 5 have everyone reporting. In addition, rookies for the Bengals, Rams…
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Your “Ten Years?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Daniel Jones has agreed on his rookie contract with the Giants. Ahead of rookies appearing at camp Monday. Veterans arrive Wednesday, with…
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Your “Oh God – This Idiot Is Now Considered ‘Relevant’ Again” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Julian Edelman is going to miss the first half of camp with a left thumb injury. With no one available to tickle…