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Your “Gonna Avoid Puns Today” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Tyreek Hill – he of the spousal & child abuse allegations – will be out for 4-6 weeks due to a broken…
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Your “More Like ‘Sneakers At The Beer Garden’” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Banner photo by Daniel Berman/www.bermanphotos.com NFL Nuggets: First game of the season, and the first officiating error against the Saints. As most of you…
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Your Wednesday Evening “Dollar Dollar Bills, Y’All” Open Thread
NFL Numbers: today’s news brought to you by the numbers 16, 21, and 84, and the numbers they received from their associated teams. Zeke…
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Your “I Don’t Think Any Of Them Will Become Iron Man” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: If the rumours are true, Ezekiel Elliott should have a new contract by the end of the day. He has left Mexico…
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Tucson, Ch. 4: Primary
We’ve talked quite a bit here about the history of Tucson, Arizona and how foolish they would be ever to sit down with the…
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Your Thursday Evening, “Wait – Who’s That Guy?!” Final Preseason Games Open Thread
Hi everyone, It’s your old pal Beerguy, filling in for Scotchy tonight. He’d love to be here with you, but he’s having to take…
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Your “Calm Before the Storm” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Colts fans demand refunds rejoice: Brock Osweiler has been brought in for a tryout. Because otherwise, the options after Jacoby Brissett gets…
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Your Tuesday Weld Evening Open Thread
Continued use of Wednesday Addams was getting creepy. NFL Notes: The fact that he’s voicing concern is concerning: Arthur Blank hopes the Falcons can…
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Your “We Should All Be So Lucky” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Andrew Luck updates: The Colts are letting him keep his bonus money from the last contract signing. It amounts to $16.8 million,…
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Your “Maybe He’ll Wear The White Suit” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: I hope his partner isn’t from Atlanta: Ray Lewis is going to be on “Dancing With The Stars”. Having braved the DWTS…