Your “Let’s Turn Everyone Into RG III” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: There is was talk about maybe having to either delay or move the Mexico City game, because the field is apparently complete ass. Estadio Azteca switched to a hybrid turf of both synthetic and natural grass this year, and it has been unable to hold up for the

Your Post-Election, Pre-Apocalypse Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Bruce Irvin, freed from the Raiders, has decided to play for the Falcons.  Irvin was born & raised in the Atlanta area. Having played for Dan Quinn in Seattle was also an attraction. "This was a dream [come] true," Irvin told ESPN's Vaughn McClure. "The Patriots and Steelers

Your “Choices, Choices Everywhere” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Both photos were taken & complied by me outside the Seahawks game on November 4th. After the last six months of electioneering, I know many people feel one of two sentiments: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WytbCj-rqME or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCSzL5-SPHM So, you can spend your evening hate-drinking & hate-watching election results, or you can spend it here with friends, hate-drinking &

Your “The NFL Doesn’t Allow Fun Or Spooky” Halloween Night Open Thread

NFL News: Rather than sign the best QB available, the Jags chose to go in a different direction and signed Landry Jones as Cody Kessler's backup. Or, as a backup to Blake Bortles' backup, which is even funnier to think about. It was a free agent signing, so all they

Your Suspiciously Quiet Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: The trade deadline was 4:00PM ET today, so apologies if I didn't catch everything before I went to work: (unless noted, all draft picks are for the 2019 draft)   Packer GM Aaron Rodgers Brian Gutekunst sent Ty Montgomery to the Ravens for a GTFO 7th-round pick. DeMaryius Thomas

Your “For A Hill, Men Will Kill” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: No man is an island, and Chad Kelly found that out late Tuesday night as he was a clod washed away by a sea of bad press.   He was cut by the Broncos as a result of his criminal trespass arrest after the Broncos Hallowe'en party. PFT has

Your “Everyone Loses” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:   John Harbaugh wants the challenge rule changed. He came to this conclusion after using both, and losing one, in the first 7 minutes of the Ravens loss to the Saints on Sunday. Of course, he has no ideas, but doesn't like that you have to win both to

Yinzer Morons Bye Week Who Cares

After six games, does anyone really know what this team is? They've been run over by Bawler, tore HOTLANTA apart by the sinew, and tied against the freaking Browns. THE BEN has either been the probable Hall-Of-Famer he most likely is on good days, and looking more like Nate Peterman on

Your “Now What Will He Do?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: No London Jags just yet: Shad Khan has withdrawn his offer to buy Wembley Stadium. It was rumoured that he didn't have enough FA member votes to get the deal through, so he decided to stop wasting his time. It doesn't help that the team he owns -

Your “Oh, Okay – More Sports?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Richard Sherman took being Richard Sherman like a man last night, when questioned about the call that kept the Packers game-winning drive alive: "I can't have that penalty ... regardless of how I feel about it. I have to find a way to make that play without getting

Your “It’s An Image, Not A Homage” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: It's still a few weeks to the October 30th deadline, but who cares about facts? Trade rumours! Shady to the Eagles. Cardinals LB Deone Bucannon to the Eagles. A bitter former employee is accusing Shad Khan of trying to have London, and specifically Wembley, be the permanent Jaguars home

Your “No Longer The Most Embarrassing Moment In Team History” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Family patriarch & chief enabler Alex Spanos died Tuesday morning, aged 95. Disappointed in the man his son had become, Alex Spanos leaves behind three other, hopefully less embarrassing, children, and a whole litter of grand- & great grandchildren. Two of his grandsons look after the day-to-day operations