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Your “A Fraud Is A God Who’s Been Given The Nod” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Blake Bortles – now BLAke Bortles the Ram. No terms, but he could do worse. Looking for worse is Vontaze Burfict, who…
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Your “Spring Break For Some” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Retired: (voluntarily) Haloti Ngata – after 13 years with the Ravens, Lions & Eagles. Max Unger – after 10 seasons with the…
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Your “Failing To Plan Is Planning To Fail” Thursday Evening Open Thread
The district was short people this morning, so I got called in. Apologies for the haphazard presentation, but earning extra Spring Break drinking money…
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Your “Hittin’ The Big Time” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Free agency: Le’Veon Bell to the Jets – 4 years/$52.5 million. Adrian Peterson is staying with the [Redacteds] – 2 years/$8 million…
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Your “It’s All Garbage” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Free agency updates: late-Monday: Tyrann Mathieu to the Chiefs – 3 years/$42 million. Terrell Suggs to the Cardinals – one year/$7 million…
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Your “Free Agents Ain’t Free” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Free agency negotiations opened at noon ET today. Already known: (up to 5:15PM ET) The Raiders will sign Trent Brown away from the…
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Your “Why Don’t Stupid People Know They’re Stupid?” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: It sounds like the Raiders are pushing hard for Antonio Brown. Lord knows they’ve got spare first-round picks. John Gruden got off…
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Your “Help Me In My Wicked Way” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Ravens cut Eric Weddle. The move saves them $7.5 million against the cap. He joins a full roster of safeties looking…
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Your Hot Tag Tuesday Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Franchise tag updates: Well, all the fun happened after I put the Open Thread to bed yesterday aboot 2:00PM Best Coast time: …
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Your “It’s Really Kind of Quiet, If I Don’t Find Things That Interest Me” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Franchise tag update: The Texans have tagged Jadeveon Clowney. The difficulty lies in how to clarify his “tag”, since he is listed…