Your Monday Night Double Header

Quality aside, staggered games are the best games, I keep telling myself. I've taught that having options is great so this is great. Fallout: -Yeah Shield, going through an entire game without committing a penalty is impossible. There's too many goddamn moving parts on every single play. I'm not a Chiefs hater

The Last Goodbye

Until tomorrow. It's been a bit of a slog (he types at 12:20 EST) but we've been rewarded with this lovely fixture. Some folks have already gotten tired of Detroit being good for all of two years and five games. Really? To The Game! Lions/Chiefs: -Goff is the only QB that Patty has

Wait! There’s More!

That's Flacco's best side up above. Only three tilts and only one that's compelling but if you're a fan of buffoonery the Shield has got you covered. To The Games! Titans/Raiders: Rikki/Don T. Vacuums/Cigars. Bamboo/Paper Towels. This fixture has everything. Ten games have been played between the two of them and only two W's

More Action!

There's a decent amount of interesting storylines as far as individual teams are concerned even if some of matchups aren't that compelling. Panthers favored over Dallas? Can Indy keep it going? I think the Pats might be for real? Can the Ravens turn the tide? To The Games! Cards/Colts: Is Harrison finally finding

Sexy Friday – 20251010

TGIF! Hockey season is back! The Ice HOX are undefeated too! And the Dirt HOX are about to extend their season. Word Count Filler Time Here's a totally useful table of celebrity pets. Celebrity Pet(s) Name(s) Madonna Chihauhua Chiquita Ernest Hemingway Springer Spaniels (2), Cats (30) Black Dog and Negrita Leonardo Dicaprio Poodle, Lizard Rufus, Blizzard Martha Stewart Cats (6) Beethoven, Mozart, Vivaldi, Verdi, Teeny, Weeny Pink Jack Russell

“Soar, You Mighty Wing’d Beasts” – The Falcons at their Bye

Look - can I be honest here for a second? A Week 5 bye is hardly something to measure a team against unless they are 4-0 or 0-4. The Falcons at 2-2 are the worst kind of temperate because of how they got here: Week 1 - lost to the Bucs by

Welcome To The Walloping!

Pull up a hammock/bean bag chair and make yourself comfy. This tilt might be entertaining in a morbid kind of way when all is said and done. Flotsam and Jetsam: - Are you a sundowning clown who hasn't been told 'No' in decades? Do you have 'inadvertent' fingers with a mind of

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 5)

¡Hola! Your favourite Jello flavour has gone on vacay, so you have Substitute Teacher Balls filling in. Now you, Homecoming Queen, where is the film projector? What do you mean those don't exist anymore? You, Big 80s Hair Kid, where's the roll cart with the TV and the VCR? Are you serious? I