Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Back to Reality

Sharkbait - September 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Oh hey, welcome back. After a 3 week travel absence and one week of recovery, I'm back here posting again! The three weeks I spent in Australia were fantastic. This was my second time, and I forgot how much I loved Sydney. Granted this time around it was as an

It’s Heeeere. Your First Thursday Night Football Thread of of the 2025-26 Season

scotchnaut - September 4, 2025September 4, 2025

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For Jerry Jones so loved his Ego that he gave up all his common sense so that Dallas haters could laugh all the season long. Oh look, here's Jerry talking to the media yet again. I think we'll get a true picture of just how dysfunctional Dallas is and how all this

YOUR 2025 Jacksonville Jaguars Preview

LemonJello - September 4, 2025August 28, 2025

Hey. It's a new season of hot National Football League action and that means...well, probably more of the same mediocrity that we've come to expect from the Jaguras, really. Mediocrity? That's being generous, and possibly an insult to the mediocre. 2024 Season Recap Pre-season Prediction: 10-7 and a return to the playoffs Reality: 4-13

Sexy Friday – 20250829

Mr. Ayo - August 29, 2025August 29, 2025

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TGIF! We are so close. One more week of edging and we'll have football back. Oh, and there's a long weekend. Hooray! Word Count Filler Time Here's some headlines that are less than clear in their intent. Doctor Testifies in Horse Suit Must of been laundry day Diet of Premature Babies Affects IQ Just ask wormbrain Oprah,

JR Football Alert! Your Thursday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 28, 2025August 28, 2025

By the by, this is your last NFL-less Thursday night until January the 8th. It may seem like a long time but it'll probably go by quite fast. Credit what's left of money hungry NCAA/the nascent sports monolith ESPN/the money hungry Mountain West Conference and the money hungry American Conference

TWBS Memorial Lowratio League Draft Grades

LemonJello - August 27, 2025August 25, 2025

Hey. The 2025 Lowratio League Draft was this past Sunday. In an attempt to help in the content mines, I thought it would be mildly humorous to post Yahoo's AI-generated hot taeks for each team's draft performance. Sebastian's Swag Team Grade: A+ Best Pick: Brock Purdy QB, Pick 88 Worst Pick: George Pickens WR, Pick

Sexy Friday – 20250822

Mr. Ayo - August 22, 2025August 22, 2025

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TGIF! I'm on the verge of an afternoon vodka nap, so let's get this done. Word Count Filler Time Hey, baseball is happening. Even though the Mariners have suddenly forgot. But, this allow me to use some filler on balls hit into the stands. I'll skip the Alice Roth story that got

Slouching Towards Passaic: A Giants Preview (with bonus game thread that will illustrate many points!)

scotchnaut - August 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Before I get into the meat of the preview I would like to say that anything positive typed below should be offset by the fact that the schedule begins with Commies, Cowboys, Chiefs, Chargers, Saints, Eagles, Broncos and Eagles again. General Outlook: I'm just so glad that Saquon and Dimes have been

Sexy Friday – 20250815

Mr. Ayo - August 15, 2025August 15, 2025

TGIF! We've got more preseason games! We've even got the return of lesser footy! I'm sure there will be an uplifting and informative post in the morning covering that. Word Count Filler Time Before we get to all of that though, there's baseball! Which uses bats. Which are made of wood. Which

A Disappointing Thursday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Disappointing? Why? Well, today was one of those days when one has their own list of things to do, plus some of the responsibilities of another fella that is off and is also being pulled left and right with other issues that come up over the course of doing business.