Sweet Sixteen (Minus 4 Byes) Saturday Thread

King Hippo - December 20, 2025December 20, 2025

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That's right, y'all all enjoyed Roll Damn Tide and Steerfuckers North last night, we get THREE MOAR this evening. After the Prem sides scramble about this morning (USA/NBC/Peacock), with varying degrees of panic (from dudes missing due to the Afrikan Euros). I'm not sure Everton even have a midfield for the

Sexy Friday – 20251219

Mr. Ayo - December 19, 2025December 19, 2025

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TGIF! CFB playoffs are on! Skip to the comments to let us know how much you still love Roll Tide! Word Count Filler Time In honor of some missing apes around here, let's talk about apes escaping. San Diego Zoo: Ken Allen Ken was an orangutan. As a child he learned how to unscrew light

Slap-Dashing Thru The Snow And A Game Preview

scotchnaut - December 18, 2025

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I imagine some of you work apes are up against some end-of-year deadlines and I'm no different. I'll not be able to give this game the attention it deserves But first... Flotsam and Jetsam: -I rarely give a twaddle about what siblings of NFL football players are up to unless of course

Random Night Open Thread – for a rainy day Part Quatre

ballsofsteelandfury - December 17, 2025December 17, 2025

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I'm doing a quick fill-in (PHRASING!) for Senor Weaselo as he is stuck dealing with random IRL crap. As we head into Week 16, here are a few things to note: *** Quinn Ewers is the starting QB for the Dolphins this week as Tua has been benched for what I assume will

Casualties and Causality: Tuesday Open Thread

Open Threads

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 16, 2025

Injuries! Injuries aplenty! Those student loans for doctors don't pay themselves, and the NFL Meatgrinder is doing its part to make sure surgeons' hands don't go idle. -If you were anywhere near a North Texas gentlemen's club on Sunday afternoon, chances are reasonable that you heard a giant whoop and a

Coach Desperate For A Win Meets Same

scotchnaut - December 15, 2025

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I guess that's just the way it goes at this juncture of the season. Pitt would like to distance themselves from Baltimore (who wouldn't though?) and Miami is clinging to the thinnest of hopes of getting into the playoffs. But first... Flotsam and Jetsam: -Can You Spare an ACL?: Parsons, Mahomes and

Once More Unto The Breach!

scotchnaut - December 14, 2025December 14, 2025

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Or is it "Britches"? The game is in Dallas after all. To The Game! Vikes/Dingleberries: -I call them the Dingleberries because they're annoying and they're clinging to their playoff hopes. (I dearly hope Philly won earlier and I don't often say that, if ever) -Eberflus continues to work his magic in maintaining Dallas' last

Five Games on the Late Slate? Merciful Heavens!

scotchnaut - December 14, 2025December 14, 2025

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I guess folks on the site haven't been touching themselves lately and for that I thank you. Now go back to your regular routine. To The Games! Lions/Rams: L.A. is playing quality football (I'd venture that they didn't shite the bed vs Carolina so much as take them for granted) and Detroit is

So. Many. Interesting. Tilts. Also, Commies vs Giants.

scotchnaut - December 14, 2025

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In this window every game has a story to tell and I'm here to sit by the campfire and take it all in. And to top it off there's some hot fantasy action for those that squeaked into the playoffs by the narrowest of margins. (yours truly) To The Games! Browns/Bears: Chicago had

Hoopsball Wolven Sort v. Kansas and Other Nighttime Matters

King Hippo - December 13, 2025December 13, 2025

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I can't help it, although NC State has been "meh" to open the season, there's still more talent than we've had in forevs. Plus, a coach that likes wearing the black hat and isn't afraid to rattle a few cages. We tip off at 5:30 EST on ESPN, which is