2018 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - October 5, 2018

Oh thank goodness it is Friday. After that bit of a snoozefest last night that I only watched about a quarter and a half of, I think we could all use a bit of a palette cleanser that allows us to laugh at the Patriots. Man the Colts are awful,

2018 Quotables – Week 4 (Submissions)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - October 2, 2018October 2, 2018

Good morning West Coasters and good afternoon to the rest of y'all. Welcome to another week of Quoteables. Your usual host Blax was on vacation in lock down in Oakland this weekend and I was happy to fill in as we try and raise enough for bail. Provided he suffered non-fatal

2018 Quotables – Week 3 (Results)

blaxabbath - September 28, 2018September 28, 2018

Little housekeeping up front: while my Cam+Mccaffrey buoyed fantasy team is settling in for my throwaway week (don't worry, this is the last I will talk of fantasy football here -- I just like to mention my strategy because it was stupid, is stupid, and will be stupid post Panthers

2018 Quotables – Week 3 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - September 25, 2018September 25, 2018

My two cents researching this weeks Quotables submissions? Is everyone seeing as much shitty tackling as I am? I mean, I've been watching Arizona march towards 0-16 for three games now so I'm not surprised when they can't bring down a back before he reaches the deep safety (especially when

2018 Quotables – Week 2 (Results)

blaxabbath - September 21, 2018September 21, 2018

I have nothing to say that has not already been said. It's definitely been a lemonade-out-of-lemons week here at [DFO] and, while I don't know about the rest of you, I'm off to go drink. Enjoy your Quotables results below.

2018 Quotables – Week 2 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - September 19, 2018September 19, 2018

We are on to Week 2. Lots of pretty enticing football action, eh? I wouldn't know; I watched ARI at RAMMIT. This looks to be a historically bad Cardinals season. But enough about me! I hope you all used your extra day of rest to prepare for some big time Quotables action.

2018 Quotables – Week 1 (Results)

blaxabbath - September 14, 2018September 14, 2018

And we are off! "This duck, like many other birds, met a sad end at U.S. Bank Stadium." -Fronkenshteen

2018 Quotables – Week 1 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - September 11, 2018September 11, 2018

Welcome everyone to another season of [DFO] Quotables, the only place where you can make jokes about football players on the internet! As we didn't play much with the gifs this offseason or preseason, I'm still working out a couple little kinks here but I think you'll have adequate visuals

2017 Quotables – Super Bowl (Results)

blaxabbath - February 9, 2018February 9, 2018

Another great season of Quotables. Kudos all around. You know, I thought the submissions these last couple weeks had been quite weak but you all really came through. So thanks for making me look good. You submissions are here. Results below. We'll see y'all back here for some -- well, realistically,

2017 Quotables – Super Bowl (Submissions)

blaxabbath - February 6, 2018February 6, 2018

Out with a whimper, here are the last of your 2017 Quotables. A special thanks to Unsurprised for his contributions this week. Make me proud.

2017 Quotables – Pro Bowl (Results)

blaxabbath - February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

Look, I didn't feel like writing up any text on Tuesday and I sure as hell don't feel like doing it today. Send me a meteor, a meteor, a meteor, or a Steel Reserve -- that's how MY week is going. Oh, what's that? You all don't tune in to Quotables

2017 Quotables – Pro Bowl (Submissions)

blaxabbath - January 30, 2018January 29, 2018

Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose outside should have told you. As you may have surmised, this is not Blax. Well, it is, but it's not. Blax chose the gifs for your enjoyment and for your submissions. I, on the other hand, am Balls and I am providing the wordy words while